Out of context MST3K quotes

“Enough! What is this, Flight of the Bubblehead?”

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Oh, where else are people exploited? Why, down on the southern border!

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“Uh, we have Bleu Cheese Valium, Flintstones Chewable Prozac, and William Styron Tablets.”

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“Hey, isn’t he the guy from Monopoly?”

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“That’s my purse. Give me that.”

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Yeah you don’t want Joe Don throwing his stool at you!!

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“And remember to buy Ed McMahon’s Budweiser ice cream! Heyoooo!”

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“Your parting gifts.”

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“I’ve given up my alternate lifestyle.”

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“What about my kiss?”

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“Yes, Dear. I’m doing it, Dear.”

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“Uh, the Jamaican wings are ready.”

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“Your puppy’s compost, Kid!”

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“Lights, please. Lights. We need lights.”

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“Can I keep him?”

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“I’m a turnip.”

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“No, that was an M, like… ‘mimosa’. ‘Manhattan’.”

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“Battle of the Mary Tyler Moores!”

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“Uh, I got new headshots. That’s it.”

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“So you won’t be booked on the Sullivan Show.”

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