“You need a protein rinse… and you have dandruff.”
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“Oh my god, they’ve done it! They’ve done it! They’ve reached the-- side.”
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“You know what I’m really hungry for right now? Rock Lobster. For some reason, I-”
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“Robert Lippert Presents A Mountain Out of a Molehill.”
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“Sometimes there’s a splurt!”
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“Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?”
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“Oh, come on! What is this?” “What is it they’re looking for?” “They forgot. They don’t even know.”
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“We could at least get some music or something.”
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“I never knew Mountain Time was so slow.”
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Quote of the week at work:
“So the premise of this movie is that everyone is just nuttier than all get out?”
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If the person that you sing to can’t provide the wassail
You are entitled to his debit card and PIN number
Love and joy come to you
Unless you can’t provide the wassail
Then severe financial penalties shall come to you
Then severe financial penalties to you
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“You and Andy seem so… so…”
“So old fashioned I suppose you mean.”
“No, just old.”
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“It’s especially humiliating because he had so much dignity in the first place.”
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“Or punfished, if you prefer.”
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“God really knew what He was doing in not having human males grow antlers.”
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“Would you pass the jelly?”
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“Step on his hand. Come on.”
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“Come on! God, why? Why?” “This is a madhouse! A madhouse!”
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“Come on, stay with me baby? Is that all you can say?” “Kill them all! Kill them! Please, kill them!”
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“Why, it’s a guy in a cardboard box with a coffee urn on his head!”
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