“Shut up, you two. And don’t spill the beans. We’ve got a good 20 minutes left to fill.”
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“The mighty birch: King of all trees. Ask for it by name!”
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“Hello! I am FRENCH!”
“Can you tell I am French?”
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“Weird sexual tension.”
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“You know what a miracle is, Lieutenant?” “The words “The End.””
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“A watch? For 50 years of movie service?”
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“One day I’ll be able to tell this to my three-headed grandchildren.”
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“I inhabit a nightmarish universe all my own.”
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“But y’know these gas diets… ya’ gain it all back right away.”
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“It’s like waking up, rolling over, and seeing Jim Varney!!” 
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“No, no. Danny, Danny, not the clown suit, Danny. No.”
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“Hey, I don’t feel like I should be watching this.” “Me neither.”
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“Yeah, where’s that copy of Aviation Weekly?” “Turn to the Cessna-- woo.”
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“I was born to be wild. My mom said I was.”
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“I feel so dirty after that.”
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“Football practice!”
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“Hey, does this movie have a continental breakfast?” “Uh, no. No. They, uh, lost the continental breakfast.”
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Just once I’d like to see a zombie with a little more get-up-and-go!
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Every movie from the South is going to thank a trailer service at some point
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“Oh… oh… sorry Mike… flesh!”
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