Out of context MST3K quotes

You see I stopped a car with my face once. My forehead is all Bondo!

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Oh, great, my fiancée is a deli stacker

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:notes:Bupa-Dupa-Da-Da :notes:

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What are you thanking Munchie for?!

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“What’s this ‘and the rest’ crap?”

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Icy death from bloody stumps?! How dumb!

Hey, I thought that was pretty good.

No, I don’t think so.

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Robin Hood: Prince of Feebs!

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I talk to myself a lot. Long monologues, complete with sarcasm.

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“That’s at least a thousand bucks!”

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:notes: There’s a dark oily film on my headband …” :notes:

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Self-wedgying pants for the nerd on the GO!

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“I really need that thing for… my thing!”

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“It’s comforting to see Munchie in a body bag”

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Wonder what he wanted?

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Gee, they overbooked the credits!

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“Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, Lords of the Deeple.”

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“It’s like we’re smart, but we’re not!”

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“This coffee tastes like it came out of an oil derrick. What, did you strain it through a mummy?”

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“That building looks like us!”

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Banjo, you’re just too high-strung.

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