Eggs are complicated. That’s why they should cost $100 each
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“Just hand over your wallet and you won’t get hurt.”
“Can I take the money out first?”
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I have-a breakeded the door!
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And then, this… woman? She, uh… married me.
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This has been the official biopic of Larry Fine.
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[fart noise]
“Uh, okay c’mon, Guys who did that?”
“Whaaat? Nooo that was on the soundtrack of the movie. There’s a lotta’ mud… he’s getting out of a swamp… Could be anything!”
“Yeah! [fart noise] See? They did it again!”
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“C’mon legs, evolve!”
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“‘Service engine soon’–I wonder what that’s about?”
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“Can you identify this bucketful of your brother?”
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“Satan, Prince of Cabaret!”
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I’m sorry, liquor, he hurt your feelings!
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“Gees, look at all those candles. What’d they do, loot a Pier One?”
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Before we toast…
“We should bread!”
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Ahhh! Don’t do that! I’m in a horror movie and you sneak up on me!
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“I may have to investigate the professor’s bag.”
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“Yes, Jesus loves me…”
“Will you stop that?”
“…the Bible tells me so…”
“Stop it.”
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I’m Back!
… (chuckling) …
Anybody notice that I’m here now?
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“Sting, Debbie Reynolds and God!”
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“New Cornjob Helper!”
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Even Denmark has an Andy Griffith.
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