Out of context MST3K quotes

Eggs are complicated. That’s why they should cost $100 each

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“Just hand over your wallet and you won’t get hurt.”

“Can I take the money out first?”

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I have-a breakeded the door!

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And then, this… woman? She, uh… married me.

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This has been the official biopic of Larry Fine.

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[fart noise]

“Uh, okay c’mon, Guys who did that?”

“Whaaat? Nooo that was on the soundtrack of the movie. There’s a lotta’ mud… he’s getting out of a swamp… Could be anything!”

“Yeah! [fart noise] See? They did it again!”

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“C’mon legs, evolve!”

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“‘Service engine soon’–I wonder what that’s about?”

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“Can you identify this bucketful of your brother?”

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“Satan, Prince of Cabaret!”

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I’m sorry, liquor, he hurt your feelings!

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“Gees, look at all those candles. What’d they do, loot a Pier One?”

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Before we toast…
“We should bread!”

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Ahhh! Don’t do that! I’m in a horror movie and you sneak up on me!

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“I may have to investigate the professor’s bag.”

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:notes: “Yes, Jesus loves me…” :notes:

“Will you stop that?”

:notes:“…the Bible tells me so…” :notes:
“Stop it.”

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I’m Back!

… (chuckling) …

Anybody notice that I’m here now?

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“Sting, Debbie Reynolds and God!”

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“New Cornjob Helper!”

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Even Denmark has an Andy Griffith.

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