“Bend the bar! Stare at him!”
“I think I’m finally coming out of my depression!”
“Cool, he’s gonna heft!”
Kabal IS Van Wilder in Big Magic on Campus!
I don’t know why, but I hope he pistol-whips him.
“This soooooong iiiiis in the puuuuuuublic domain. That’s whyyyyyyy we used it twice!”
Hey, why don’t you pick on somebody your own opacity, huh?
“There’s carbon scoring all over my droid!”
“ROGER, THIS IS GOD: PICK UP THE PACE!”
Marshmallows! I hate marshmallows!
How can I be the chicken of today? Me, a simple weenie!
“He’ll never touch you, Terry. You’re dirt.”
“Copper-bottomed bitch…Another sandwich dear!?”
By this time time my lungs were burnt to a crisp!
He’s a thirteen year old boy. I think he reaches for the spirit several times a day.
Never touched a woman. We make the saints cry.
“To be fair, he does have Resting Punch Face.”
It’s the Men’s Warehouse repo men!
I sense he’s lying, but why would he lie about soup?
Dick Contino’s World of Posture!
Soup lovers will get it