Out of context MST3K quotes

“Bend the bar! Stare at him!”

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“I think I’m finally coming out of my depression!”

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“Cool, he’s gonna heft!”

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Kabal IS Van Wilder in Big Magic on Campus!

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I don’t know why, but I hope he pistol-whips him.

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“This soooooong iiiiis in the puuuuuuublic domain. That’s whyyyyyyy we used it twice!”

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Hey, why don’t you pick on somebody your own opacity, huh?

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“There’s carbon scoring all over my droid!”

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“ROGER, THIS IS GOD: PICK UP THE PACE!”

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Marshmallows! I hate marshmallows!

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How can I be the chicken of today? Me, a simple weenie!

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“He’ll never touch you, Terry. You’re dirt.”

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“Copper-bottomed bitch…Another sandwich dear!?”

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By this time time my lungs were burnt to a crisp!

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He’s a thirteen year old boy. I think he reaches for the spirit several times a day.

Faint moustache?

Never touched a woman. We make the saints cry.

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“To be fair, he does have Resting Punch Face.”

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It’s the Men’s Warehouse repo men!

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I sense he’s lying, but why would he lie about soup?

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Dick Contino’s World of Posture!

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Soup lovers will get it

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