Out of context MST3K quotes

A little less cheesy, a little more easy… on the eyes.

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Um, did you know your grandpa smells like Beefaroni?

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(Cue Singing) “This is a triumph of the end of the movie. They’re coming back and we’re here to greet them.”

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“Godzilla Godz… Ooh wrong movie. Sorry.”

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(Cue Singing) “This is the music for the landing of the rocket.”

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Robert Vaughn will be back in The Sweet Sweetback Affair!

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“More rock bands need conductors.”

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”I’m super into scars!”

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(Cue Singing) “This is the song that we sing when you come home from Venus!!!”

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“We’re more popular than The Beatles!!!”

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“That’s my Aunt Betty!!”

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“Oh, stop pretending there’s a plot! Don’t cheapen yourself further.”

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“Hey… Who’s this? Who are you? Hey get her off me!!!”

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“Look… It’s the most advanced Slurpee Machine ever built!!!”

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“Would you like some Curly Fries with your Gyro?”

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Robert’s rules of WOW!

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“That’s ahhh… That’s the closet.”

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“Note to myself. Never negotiate with bikers hopped up on goofballs.”

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“They call me Mister Tibbs!!!”

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TUSK!

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