“If you lean to the side, this looks like a burning building.”
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That shot contains too much nostril.
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La La La!
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I said I’ve been on a journey of self-discovery that’s worked out real nice.
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“While she’s dancing, the Japanese are making great cars.”
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“Now you know, I don’t think we should get wrapped up in these credits. I’m sure they have nothing to do with the movie.”
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“Oh wait. I think I see Charles Foster Kane’s sled in there.”
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“Time to start thinking about me, Steve Franken.”
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Jim Henson’s Baretta Babies
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“I’d rather spend a weekend in Robert Bork’s underpants than watch more of this.”
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“The flirting nun.”
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“Now time for his catheter.”
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“I want this problem called Maria taken care of permanently.”
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“It’s an entire race of mimes! We’ve gotta get back and warn Earth.”
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“You can’t live on an island! It’s surrounded by WATER! HOW WOULD YOU EVEN GET THERE?” 
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Cousin Billy: “That? That’s a geode. It’s not from around here.”
Tom Servo: “…so let’s beat it up!”
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“What’s it spell? Wernher! What’s it mean? Diddly!”
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“G’night! Stay soft, pink, and oily!”
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“Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film.”
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BOSS!!!
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