I can taste my face! I can smell the color blue!!!
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“Just a normal Tuesday for Cher.”
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“Well, you’re right. The liver isn’t in the skull.”
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“Well, throw 'em on the pile.”
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“When you’re proud of your crack, and it shows!!” 
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“It’s the new Mosesmobile. Mazel Tov!”
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“Everybody doesn’t like something, but nobody doesn’t like Bruce Lee!”
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“I think I know a bright young singer who’s hopped up on goofballs.”
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Does a bear crap in the woods? Well, keep watching
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“Man, look at the appendix scar. Who’s the body double, Jack Klugman?”
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“Have at 'em. We’ll make it a closed casket.”
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“But what does turning them into clowns prove, John?”
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“Oh geez, let the baby have his brain area.”
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“Everybody wear eye protection - there’s a lot of loose ends flying together all at once here.”
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" ‘I’ll take your orders to Tony Roma’s’? "
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“You didn’t have to take out FICA!” 
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“A Crowpiary?”
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“Come on, give me the keys to the morgue, Dad.”
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“And I don’t want you reanimating anything, young man.”
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“Your Dad’s such a boner.”
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