You really got their knickers in a twist.
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Good day my dear.
My name is Miss Fatmada Mariam Daboh, 20 years old,the only daughter of my late parents.I am sending you this email with tears as I really need your help to be my guardian.
Please can I trust you? to assist me to in vest my inheritance in your country? and to help me to come over to your country for betterment of my life and continue my education.
I will be so happily to hear from you, then I will give you more information.
Best regards,
Miss Fatmada Mariam Daboh
So in other words a suger-daddy 
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Oh, OK. I know it’s a scam but I can’t resist the waterworks…
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Greetings from California…
My name is Mrs. Les Scoldding from California, United state, as I lay on my sick bed diagnose with cancer; I want you to help me in carry out my last wish on earth which will be very profitable to you. I want to WILL you total sum of $5.5million to you which I want you to distribute part of it to any charity home for me and rest for your family which I will inform you on how to share all, for further information contact me immediately
Warmest regardings,
Mr Les Scoldding
I sense a scoldding scam 
somewhere…
Donation
Dear Friend
Am Stefango Pesstringa, a Italian business tycoon, investor, and philanthropist.the vice chairman, chief executive officer (CEO),.I give away 25 percent of my personal wealth to charity, And I also pledged to give away rest of 25% this years 2022 to Individual… I have decided to donate $2,200,000.00 to you. If you are interested in my donation, do contact me for more furthering details…
Why you pessteringa me?? 
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When I read that, I hear it in his Italian accent.
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Of THE Pesstringa Cheese Incident?! I love those guys!! 
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Genuinely repulsed by this one. Responded to an email appearing to come from an old (86!) family friend and got this back:
Thanks for your acknowledgement, Actually, I need to get an Apple gift card for a friend of mine who is diagnosed with stage 4 Cancer, She lost her only daughter to the disease (COVID-19) it’s her birthday today but I can’t do this now because I’m currently away. This method is neither graceful! Or fast!,I tried purchasing online but unfortunately no luck with that. Can you get it from any store around you or from Amazon online? I will reimburse you with the money spent.
kindly let me know if you can handle this.
Await your soonest response.
Ugh. He and his wife have Covid, too, at the moment, too.
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Here’s one that just came in:
I will be the nicest possible lover if I can date a man that is not only handsome, but considerate too.
Edna Arnett
Well, this sounds too good to pass up. “Edna Arnett” just has a certain ring to it, a certain je ne sais quois…let me just search that name…
Never have my expectations been so perfectly met!
Alas, Mrs. Arnett passed in 2020, so you’ve just raised my hopes and dashed them to pieces, scammers!
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INTERNATIONAL MONETARY-UNIT
IRREVOCABLE COMPENSATION PAYMENT OF Ђ 2,500,000.00 VIA ATM VISA CARD
or online banking transfer.We have actually been authorized by newly appointed Minister of finance and governing body of United Nations Monetary Unit to investigate unnecessary delay of your payment. During course of our investigation, we discover and fraught with dismay that your payment has
been unnecessarily delayed by corrupt officials of Bank in attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in receipt of your payment.United Nations and International Monetary Fund (IMF) has chosen to pay out all unpaid contract, inheritance and lotto winning claims by Companies and individuals to 150 Beneficiaries from U.S.A, Europe, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi
Arabia, South America, Australia and Asia and Africa Continent through online bankingtransfer or ATM Visa Card as this is global payments technology that enables consumers, businesses, financial institutions and governments to use digital currency instead of Cash and Cheques.We have arranged your payment to be paid to you through ATM Visa Card or online transfer in the support of (SGBBF) United Bank for Africa (UBA) Bank Burkina Faso. And this will be issued on your Name and shall be posted directly to your address via DHL or any courier services available in your country. Upon your contact with us, the sum of Ђ2,500,000.00 will be credited into an online banking or an ATM Visa Card and this will enable you to withdraw your funds in any ATM Machines in your country with a minimum withdrawal of Ђ5000.00 per day. Your limit can be increase to any amount upon your request.
In this regards, you are to contact and furnish the requested information to Directorate of International Payment and Transfer with followings.
- Your Name:
- Country :
- Age and Sex:
- Occupation :
- Mobile Telephone:
- Delivery Address:
- Id Card Identification:
- Bank account and routing numbers
We required your urgent response to this email as directed to avoid further delay.
Yours faithfully
UNITED NATIONS Public Information Office
Well I’m fraught and dismayed by this as well 
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Oh, boy, I’m gonna get 2.5 million of… whatever the hell these things are → Ђ
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It’s a “dzeh”. That’s roughly how you pronounce it anyway. It’s in the Cyrillic alphabet. I don’t think you can exchange the alphabet for money, tho’.
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Greating;
We could’nt delivers your pakage.
Delivery Date: 10.03.2022,
Time: 4:48 PM.,Pakage delivery was unsucesfulls. Because no on was presant at delivers addres; This notice was
been automatically sent.Contact us with postage refererence number on your attach eRECEIPT to arerange redelivers.
In-case parcel NOT scheduled for redelivers in 14 days, it will be returns to sender.UPS Grounded team.
So nice of them to let me know illiterately 
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Dearest,
This is a Bequest notice.
I am sure this mail would be coming to you as a surprise since we have never met before and you would also be asking why I have decided to choose you amongst the numerous internet users in the world, precisely I cannot say why I have chosen you but do not be worried for I saw your profile on the Internet, which has made me accomplish my request. May the almighty God bless and see you through with this mission if you can carefully read and digest the message below.
Before I move further, permit me to give you a little of my biography, I am Mother Mary Louis, 67 Years old woman and the wife of Late Sir Jean Louis who died alongside our only child in a Plane crash on Monday the 7th of September 1998 GMT 14:22 UK while they were flying from New York to Geneva. Please see the site below for more information. CNN - Names of Swissair crash victims - September 7, 1998
After the death of my husband and son ,I became the Head of his investment and just recently, the doctors handling my health issues at Cancer center: Christie Hospital NHS Trust UK, have said I may not live beyond the next two months after my next surgery,but before the death of my husband we had a plan to use the last days of our lives to donate half of what we have worked for to the less privilege and charity homes and the other half for ourselves, family members and close friends, and it is so unfortunate that my husband is not alive today to do this with me and I am very weak with cancer and coupled with the recent announcement from the doctor, hence I have decided to do this philanthropic work on behalf of my late husband and I.
Presently, I have willed out almost half of our assets to several charity homes and to some of the less privileged in different countries. Despite the agreement between my late husband and I to give aid to the deprived, we also agreed to render support to an individual we have not met before in life due to the fact when we were still young in life we received an anonymous help from an individual we did not know and which we have not been able to know till date, the impact we got from such gesture made us to do same.
I am sorry to inform you that you will never have the chance to know me because I have just concluded the assignment which my husband and I have agreed upon before his sudden death and you happened to be the beneficiary of our last WILL, irrespective of your previous financial status, hence I need you to do me a favor by accepting our offer.
I have presently instructed my bank manager to assist any person I will introduce to him as the beneficiary to the last will in the sum of Ten Million United State Dollars (10,000,000.00) with my bank in Nigeria the FIRST INLAND BANK NIGERIA PLC. I decided to do this now unconditionally knowing that my days are numbered.
To conclude with this bequest, please provide me with your Data to fully which I will use to write a Letter of Authorization on your behalf and send it to the bank as my new Next of Kin.
Full Names:
Physical address;
Direct telephone number
Occupation
Sex/Marital status
Bank account and routing numbersNote: Please I do not want you to thank me, same gesture was shown to us, all I need you to do is, When you get this fund, use %15 for yourself and the rest to assist the less privileged in your community and country,this is the only way to immortalize us when I am gone.
Reply me through my Private Email
Yours Faithfully
Mrs.Mary Louis
Cancer Centre: Christie Hospital NHS Trust
(Manchester, UK) North West of England
Well I sure won’t be thanking you believe you me 
Good morning,
I duly apologize if I am interfering with your privacy, my name is Hurberp Reynrier, Head of Group Risk Management at my Bank, my purpose of contacting you is because of late customer Mr. Liu Han who was sentenced to death and executed on 9 February 2015 by the government.
Due to his sudden death he left so lot of money/investments floating in our institution that have only just come to maturity now. My intent is present you as his next of Kin/beneficiary or as Business Partner whichever fits your best so we can orchestration immediate release of them funds to you. As of today, late client’s cashs investment with our Bank Stands at US$75,000,000.00 {Seventy-five Million United States Dollars}.
For clarity, be advised to visit link to be better acquainted with Mr. Liu Han profile and personality:
China executes mining tycoon Liu Han | CNNThis is 100% risk free operation, and you have no reason for worries as we will not be breaking any laws. Don’t get back to me if you interested in more information
Sincerely,
Hurberp Reynrier
Ok then Mr Hurberp I won’t contact you
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Alternatively you can contact my colleague, Frankfart Dingleberry.
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Good Day
These sum of $2,000,000.00 Has been donated to you by Dr. Mrs. Lerynne West winner of the $343.9 million Power Ball lottery. You are among lucky winners to receive sum of $2 Million from the Power Ball Winner Mrs. Lerynne West, use the link below to check out more the details of this money offer.
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/11/15/us/powerball-winner-donation-veterans-group-trnd/index.html
These sum of $2 Million have been prepared for you to carry out good works to claim your funds kindly contract the power ball lottery winner Dr. Mrs.Lerynne West by Email
Best Regards
Dr. Mrs. Lerynne West
OOO a real CNN article for convincing… How quaint
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Wonder if you’re on a list of veterans.
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Hmm… 
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Hi, My name is Mr. Charles Krocher, an elder brother to late Mr. David Hamilton Krocher a philanthropist and the founder of Krocher Industries, one of the largest private foundations in the world. Mr. David Hamilton Krocher believe strongly in giving while living and had one idea that never changed in his mind, that you should use your wealth to help people and he decided to give USD2,000,000.00 Million Dollars to randomly selected individuals worldwide before his death on the 23rd of August 2019.
On receipt of this email, you should count yourself as the lucky individual. Kindly get back to me at your earliest convenience, so that I will know your email address is valid. Email me
Regards,
Mr. Charles Krocher.
Yeah lucky enough not to fall for this Krotch of BS
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Good day,
We are Gillian and Adrian Bayford. My wife and I won the biggest Euro Millions lottery prize of 148 Million GBP and we just commenced our Charity Donation and we will be giving out a cash donation of 6,500,000.00 GBP to 5 lucky individuals and 10 charity organizations from any part of the world. Your email address was submitted to my wife and I by the Google Management Team.You are here implored to make contact with our fund advisor Barr George Alexander
Well them maybe I should have a chat with this Google Management Team about this…
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