Phishing Scammers

You really got their knickers in a twist.

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Good day my dear.
My name is Miss Fatmada Mariam Daboh, 20 years old,the only daughter of my late parents.

I am sending you this email with tears as I really need your help to be my guardian.

Please can I trust you? to assist me to in vest my inheritance in your country? and to help me to come over to your country for betterment of my life and continue my education.

I will be so happily to hear from you, then I will give you more information.

Best regards,
Miss Fatmada Mariam Daboh

So in other words a suger-daddy :roll_eyes:

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Oh, OK. I know it’s a scam but I can’t resist the waterworks…

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Greetings from California…

My name is Mrs. Les Scoldding from California, United state, as I lay on my sick bed diagnose with cancer; I want you to help me in carry out my last wish on earth which will be very profitable to you. I want to WILL you total sum of $5.5million to you which I want you to distribute part of it to any charity home for me and rest for your family which I will inform you on how to share all, for further information contact me immediately :upside_down_face:

Warmest regardings,

Mr Les Scoldding

I sense a scoldding scam :zipper_mouth_face:somewhere…

Donation

Dear Friend

Am Stefango Pesstringa, a Italian business tycoon, investor, and philanthropist.the vice chairman, chief executive officer (CEO),.I give away 25 percent of my personal wealth to charity, And I also pledged to give away rest of 25% this years 2022 to Individual… I have decided to donate $2,200,000.00 to you. If you are interested in my donation, do contact me for more furthering details…

Why you pessteringa me?? :woozy_face:

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When I read that, I hear it in his Italian accent.

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Of THE Pesstringa Cheese Incident?! I love those guys!! :peace_symbol: :potted_plant:

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Genuinely repulsed by this one. Responded to an email appearing to come from an old (86!) family friend and got this back:

Thanks for your acknowledgement, Actually, I need to get an Apple gift card for a friend of mine who is diagnosed with stage 4 Cancer, She lost her only daughter to the disease (COVID-19) it’s her birthday today but I can’t do this now because I’m currently away. This method is neither graceful! Or fast!,I tried purchasing online but unfortunately no luck with that. Can you get it from any store around you or from Amazon online? I will reimburse you with the money spent.
kindly let me know if you can handle this.
Await your soonest response.

Ugh. He and his wife have Covid, too, at the moment, too.

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Here’s one that just came in:

I will be the nicest possible lover if I can date a man that is not only handsome, but considerate too.
Edna Arnett

Well, this sounds too good to pass up. “Edna Arnett” just has a certain ring to it, a certain je ne sais quois…let me just search that name…
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Never have my expectations been so perfectly met!

Alas, Mrs. Arnett passed in 2020, so you’ve just raised my hopes and dashed them to pieces, scammers!

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INTERNATIONAL MONETARY-UNIT

IRREVOCABLE COMPENSATION PAYMENT OF Ђ 2,500,000.00 VIA ATM VISA CARD
or online banking transfer.

We have actually been authorized by newly appointed Minister of finance and governing body of United Nations Monetary Unit to investigate unnecessary delay of your payment. During course of our investigation, we discover and fraught with dismay that your payment has
been unnecessarily delayed by corrupt officials of Bank in attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in receipt of your payment.

United Nations and International Monetary Fund (IMF) has chosen to pay out all unpaid contract, inheritance and lotto winning claims by Companies and individuals to 150 Beneficiaries from U.S.A, Europe, Canada, United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi
Arabia, South America, Australia and Asia and Africa Continent through online bankingtransfer or ATM Visa Card as this is global payments technology that enables consumers, businesses, financial institutions and governments to use digital currency instead of Cash and Cheques.

We have arranged your payment to be paid to you through ATM Visa Card or online transfer in the support of (SGBBF) United Bank for Africa (UBA) Bank Burkina Faso. And this will be issued on your Name and shall be posted directly to your address via DHL or any courier services available in your country. Upon your contact with us, the sum of Ђ2,500,000.00 will be credited into an online banking or an ATM Visa Card and this will enable you to withdraw your funds in any ATM Machines in your country with a minimum withdrawal of Ђ5000.00 per day. Your limit can be increase to any amount upon your request.

In this regards, you are to contact and furnish the requested information to Directorate of International Payment and Transfer with followings.

  1. Your Name:
  2. Country :
  3. Age and Sex:
  4. Occupation :
  5. Mobile Telephone:
  6. Delivery Address:
  7. Id Card Identification:
  8. Bank account and routing numbers

We required your urgent response to this email as directed to avoid further delay.

Yours faithfully

UNITED NATIONS Public Information Office

Well I’m fraught and dismayed by this as well :open_mouth:

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Oh, boy, I’m gonna get 2.5 million of… whatever the hell these things are → Ђ

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It’s a “dzeh”. That’s roughly how you pronounce it anyway. It’s in the Cyrillic alphabet. I don’t think you can exchange the alphabet for money, tho’.

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