My future self would probably recognize the futility of warning my past self just as much as my present self does.
“So, Me, the world still exists in the future?”
“Yes!”
“Why?”
(Actually, I know why. Tax reasons.)
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Really? I’ve already received 3 separate offers for a free iPhone 15
So glad I like my Samsung Galaxy S22 or I’d jump on that 
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Did you Authorized this payment ?
Attention Mr. Robertrude
Did you authorize Mr. Frank A Ortizmac of 5800 Hamilton St Suite 126 Sacramento, Ca 95834 to claim your IMF ( INTERNATIONALS MONETRARY FLUND ) funds valued (US5,700,000) five million, Seven hundreds of thousands US dollars from our BANK OF AMERICAS.
Below is account details presented by Mr. Frank A Ortizmac as he was to pay transfer charge to claim your fundeds into his bank account
below:
Account Holders Frank A Ortizmac
Account Number: 420-400-27312
Bank Name: CITIBANK
Please get back me for more clarifications if you didn’t not.
Regardings
Mr. Zelly Willi
How did they know Robertrude was my alias 
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How dare this impostor drag the ancient good name of Zelly Willi through the muck like that.
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Quick! They’re trying to steal the Ortizmac Flund!
Ahh, it’s just an anagram: M.C. Futon Lizard
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With the double negative, that means…carry the one…
I don’t know. I was told there would be no math.
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Re: Letter from Barr. Howard
Attn: Sir,
My name is Barr. Gilbert Howard, I am solicitor with Gilbert Howard LLP, Canada. It may surprise you to receive this letter from me, since there has been no previous correspondence between us. There is unclaimed “permanent life insurance policy” held by our deceased client.
The transaction pertains to unclaimed “Payable-on-Death” (“POD”) savings monetary deposit in sum of Nine Million Eight Hundred and Twenty Thousand United States Dollars ($9,820,000) The policy holder was one of our clients, Mr. Hans Schmidt who worked with Energy Company here in Canada. He died in accident in Toronto Canada, Nine years ago. Since His death no one has come forward for claim and all our efforts to locate His relatives have proved unsuccessful.
The insurance company code stipulates that “insured permanent policies” not claimed must be turned over to abandoned property division of state after 9 years. Therefore, I ask for your consent to be in partnership with me for claim of this policy benefit, If you permit me to add your name to policy, all proceeds will be processed on your behalf. I wish to point out that I want 10% of this money to be shared among charity organizations while the remaining 90% will be shared between us.
This is 100% risk free; I do have all necessary documentation to expedite process in highly professional and confidential manner. I will provide all relevant documents to substantiate your claim as beneficiary. This claim requires a high level of confidentiality and it may take up to thirty (30) business days, from date of receipt of your consent.
Contact me officially via email:
Your earliest response to this matter would be highly appreciated.
Have nice day.
Best regardings
Barr. Gilbert Howard (ESQ)
Gilbert Howard LLP
Hmm… He didn’t say how we would be splitting that 90% 
I Call SHENANIGANS!! 
Ohhhh, is the great Barr. Gilbert Howard ESQ going to be scamming us today? 
Hello
Do you receive my precious message?
waiting to hear from you.
Naomi.–
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No I did not receive your precious message, and based on your so-called legal jargon here, I don’t think I want to receive any precious messages from you 