Phishing Scammers

:notes: "His welfare is my concern… He ain’t heavyyy… He’s my spammerrrr… :notes:

That’s a new one.

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If you’re going to intervene, it is best to just dive in. None of this “dipping a toe in the water first” stuff.

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Right? I mean, the lady has multiple stage 4 cancers. Clearly she has no time to spare.

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Welcome to Western Union Worldwide

Department of Western Union United States of America.

Address 1 Columbus Ave, Washington DC, 10006, United States of America Our Ref: IMF/WB/UN/XWFD/0611/X012

Greetings from the Western Union Office Department.

Attention: Beneficiary, Our Ref: IMF/WB/UN/XWFD/0611/X012

YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IS SELECTED THROUGH RANDOM EMAIL SELECTION AS THE LUCKY BENEFICIARY:

This is to inform you that the United State Government under President Joey Biden’s Administration, International Monetary Fund (I.M.F),World Bank (W.B) and the United Nations (U.N); has instructed Western Union Office Headquarters here in the United States to transfer 4.5 Million Dollars ($4,500,000.00) compensating for all the CORONA-VIRUS (COVID-19) VICTIMS WORLDWIDE, SCAM VICTIMS WORLDWIDE, Having reviewed thousands of extortion/delayed payment, cases on all the UNPAID INHERITANCE, LOTTERY WINNERS and CONTRACT BENEFICIARIES, CORONA-VIRUS PANDEMIC and ECONOMIC CRISES ravaging the world and your email was found as one of the VICTIMS by the American Security Leading team, World Health Organization (W.H.O) and American representative officers, the European Union (EU) in collaboration with the International Monetary Fund (IMF), United Nations (UN), FBI and the World Bank, has joined forces as Global Fund Recovery Management and Payment Bureau to tackle the present CORONA-VIRUS PANDEMIC and ECONOMIC CRISES ravaging the world, by compensating you as one of the selected verified beneficiaries that is to enjoy a wonderful philanthropy gesture from billionaires within Asia, America, Africa, Oceania and Europe.

Therefore from now onward you will be receiving the sum of $5000 per day till you receive your total compensation fund of 4.5 Million Dollars ($4,500,000.00). However, we inform you that we have already sent the first $5000 this morning to avoid cancellation of your payment, Remain the total sum of 4.5 Million Dollars ($4,500,000.00). You have only six hour to reply to this office upon the receipt of this Email, the maximum amount you will be receiving per day starting from today is $5000 and the money transfer reference number of today’s is below

HERE IS THE INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR FIRST PAYMENT Track the MTCN track by visiting :upside_down_face:

Money Transfer Control Number (M.T.C.N): 320-971-9803 Sender First Name: Martin Sender Last Name: Cole Amount Sent= $5000 USD

NOTE; That your first $5000 is on hold because of the instruction from the IMF office, they asked us to place it on hold by requesting the Clean Bill Record Certificate to fulfill the entire necessary obligation So that we will start sending you the payment through Western union Office Money transfer, the necessary Obligation I mean here is to obtain the Clean Bill Record Certificate from the Federal High Court. We need the below details from you to enable us to place the payment in your name and transfer the fund to you.

KINDLY FORWARD THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION FOR PAYMENT PROCESSING

1: Your Full Name: ----------------

2: Your Complete Home Address: --------------- 3. Your Country of Residence / Origin: -----------

4: Your WhatsApp Phone Number: ------------

5: Your date of birth (D.O.B): -------------

6: Your Occupation: ----------------

7: Sex / Gender: -----------------

8: Marital Status: ------------

9: Copy of Identification: ---------------

CONTACT

Name: Mr. Martin .I. Cole

Director for Compensation and Benefits Committee.

Western Union Headquarters, USA

E-mail: :upside_down_face:

NOTE: IF YOU FIND THIS MESSAGE IN YOUR SPAM FOLD0ER OR JUNK B ERROR, KINDLY OPEN AS SAME

Well, I’m so glad they found me :roll_eyes:

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President Joey Biden?

Well, that’s what the billionaires get to call him.

Well, now I’m not going to find this message. NYAH NYAH.

The logic on this one is just hilarious. Due to Covid, financial crises, and scams, we randomly chose one email address to give that person $4.5 million to make up for it. Not a little to everyone, just one person gets it.

Oh, and not as a lump sum or in reasonable monthly payments, but 900 daily payments of $5k.

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I love it when my spam is longer than Berlin Alexanderplatz.

Dearly Sir/MADAM

THANK YOU FOR PURCHSING NORTON 306 SECURITY,

THIS EMAIL IS TO FORM YOU THAT YOUR ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION WITH NORTON 360 SECURITY IS RENEWED

WE WOULD LIKELY TO FORM YOU THAT,$378.73 HAS BEEN CHARGING FROM YOUR A COUNT.

In voice Details

Order number :TOD-S21346856

Renewal date : December 21, 2023

Payment method : Auto Debiter

Amount : $378.73

IF YOU HAVE AVY QUERY OR YOU WOULD LIKELY TO CANCEL THIS SUBSCRIPTIONS ,PLEASE CONTACT OUR CUSTOMERS SERVICE AT :upside_down_face:

Thanks you for your purchasing…

Regards,

Pauletta M. Drover

NORTON Billing TEAM

Well I’m so glad I don’t use Norton :roll_eyes:

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THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING NORTON 306 SECURITY. OR 360, IT DOESN’T MATTER, ADDS UP TO THE SAME THING.

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countsesamestreet

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YARN | 220, 221 — whatever it takes. | Mr. Mom (1983) | Video clips by quotes | c825de89 | 紗

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I believe that I too am “in voice,” yes. Just like the opener of Spike Jones’ “The Man On The Flying Trapeze.”

“Doodles, when you left home did you put the cat out?”

“I didn’t even know he was on fire! THAT’S A KILLER! Oooohhhh!!” [bangs on cowbell]

[end song]

Yeah, I have a query: where the hell are the other 54 days you owe me, you cheap buggers.

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You fellas ever watch the scambaiter youtube videos where they hack into scam call centers?

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Yeah those are great!! :rofl:

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LETS US START THIS NEW YEAR IN SUPER POSITIVE WAY

Hello My Dearly Friend, how are you this news year?
Please I want you to pay real closest attention to this email because it is the very very important and super duper confidentially…
My name is Amandar Urika Gustafsuson. I am from the Sweden. I am contacting you for a donation of the sum of $2,800,000.00 Dollars. I need yours help to use this fund to establish charity foundation in your country to help the poor and lest privileged citizens including the windows.
I will tell you more about this charitying project if only you are willingful to help me.
May the God bless you.
Amandar Urika Gustafsuson

Hmm… Not sure about these lest privileged windows you speak of :thinking:

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