Phishing Scammers

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Wow! Bill Gates wants to give me $5 million dollars! I can fund MST episodes for decades!!

Greetings You have been gifted $5 MILLION USD From Mr Bill Gates. Contact me at this email for your claim

I hope this information meet you well as I know you will be curious to know why/how I selected you to receive a sum of $5,000,000,00 USD,

I BILL GATES decided to donate the sum of $5,000,000,00 USD to you as part of my charity project to improve the 10 lucky individuals all over the world from my $65 Billion Usd I Mapped out to help people. i prayed and searched over the internet for assistance and i saw your profile on Microsoft email owners list in google and picked you.i have decided to make sure this is put on the internet for the world to see. as you could see from the webpage above,am not getting any younger and you can imagine having no much time to live. although am a Billionaire investor and i have helped some charity organizations from my Funds.

You see after taken care of the needs of my immediate family members, Before i die i decided to donate the remaining of my Billions to other individuals around the world in need, the local fire department the red cross, Haiti, hospitals where Melinda underwent her cancer treatment, and some other organizations in Asia and Europe that fight cancer, alzheimer’s and diabetes and the bulk of the funds deposited with my payout bank of this charity donation. i have kept just 30% of the entire sum to myself for the remaining days because i am no longer strong am sick and am writing you from hospital computer.and i will be traveling to Germany for Treatment.

To facilitate the payment process of the funds ($5,000,000.00 USD) which have been donated solely to you, you are to send me

your full names…

your contact address…

your personal phone number…

SEND YOUR ABOVE DETAILS TO

So that i can forward your payment to you immediately. I am hoping that you will be able to use the money wisely and judiciously over there in your City. please you have to do your part to also alleviate the level of poverty in your region, help as many you can help once you have this money in your personal account because that is the only objective of donating this money to you in the first place.

Thank you for accepting my offer, i am indeed grateful You Can Google my name for more information: Mr Bill Gates or Bill Gates Foundation

Remain Blessed

Regards

Mr Bill Gates

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1284

He had me until I had to remain blessed :man_shrugging:

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1285

Golly, the rich are out of touch with us regular people. Most of us can only afford one full name, but I guess ol’ Bill doesn’t remember those days.

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1286

Romaine Blast is the only broker I take charitable contributions from. Cuz’ he knows how to handle the green stuff, if you get my drift.

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Yeah, I’m glad to hear that Bill prayed about it first.

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Plausible:

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1289

Wow you must’ve won A LOT of essay contests!!

Can I have your autograph when we meet up at Jack Taylor’s place?

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1290

So glad I don’t have an account with them :open_mouth:

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1291

Aside from “here’s a QR code to scan instead of a link to click,” this could almost be real. Is it real? Because if it is, somebody needs to improve their sentence structure a bit.

Emailing a QR code for somebody to scan is pretty dumb. Then again, I wouldn’t put it past the right legit company to do it.

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1292

Well, they’re outta’ luck because my $10 (plus shipping) flip phone doesn’t scan anything. :person_shrugging:

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1293

I would have totally believed it if he had said “Bing”

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1294

This is BS. I haven’t ordered anything from fhhfdgdf since that gsjwrefl incident last year.

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1295

That can’t be right. DDNKA72ICDVF is my order number.

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1296

And “the distinguished esteemed “ is my name!

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1297

So many levels… of cold gelatinous lunchmeat…

So little of the family fortune left to throw away…

[sigh]

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Dear Subscriber

This is a email to inform you about annual maintenance contract with NORTON TOTALY SECUIRITY. Your annually contract is set to renew today. Your bank account will be debiting with $490.00 as you have opted for auto-reniew service.

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Order Id : #N8CYN
Product Key : #2LXNE8
Item : Norton Security
Account Type : Home Subscription
Quantity : 3 Devicers
Duration : 1 Year
Date : 03.07.2024
Amount : $490.00
Payment Mode : Auto Debit

Please Notes :
If you have questions for you want to cancel your contact please call us on :upside_down_face:

Regardings :
Bernardine R. Haynyes

Oh gee thanks for protecting my 3 Devicers :man_facepalming:

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1299

Sorry my provider is NORTON TOTALLY TUBULAR SECURITY. You are clearly confused.

:notes: “It’s the Eighties…” :notes:

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Well, you do want to reniew your secuirity, don’t you?

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1301

Fine, enjoy being TOTALY INSECUIRE.

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That’s what the ADT sales people say when I shoo them away from my door.

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