Phishing Scammers

But I asked for the TOTALLY REAL EELPOUT. I have dinner guests on their way over! :cook:

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If you change that period in the amount to a comma, they have to give you the million dollars. It’s the law.

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Oh, no. This is how Emily The Criminal started! :open_mouth:

(I mean, it’s a good movie and all, but I don’t think I’d want to go through what she went through.)

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Are you saying you doubt the sincerity of monkeymant59h@icloud.com?

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Yeah, and I think it’s gonna’ be a long, long time until that changes. (Or until I can afford more bananas.)

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“I would like to assure you I am totally not a human trafficker and you will not spend the next 20 years cleaning houses in Dubai.”

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Bonds Beyond Bloody: Nurturing Family Relationships

From Willow Family

PayPal

Transaction ID
40014-17360

Hello family,

Welcome to our family ! We’re super excited to embark on this journey togethers and create beautiful memories with you and you’res.

Merchant

QuickenBooks

Transactioned Date

May 01,2024

Payment Method

Auto-Debiter

Dispatch details

The Buyer has Already Confirmed the E-Deliverying.

Product Description Unit price Qty Amount

Business Super Plus+ Premier $437.45 1 $437.45

Subtotal: $437.45
Shipping : Free
Total: $437.45
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Payment sent to ‘paypalpayments@qbooks.net’
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We’re honored to be a part of your family’s journey, offering assistance whenever it’s needed to ensure they’re happiness and fulfillment at :upside_down_face:
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Just what I need, another family to feed :roll_eyes:

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QuickenBooks??? :laughing:

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that’s not ominous at all, no siree Bob.

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Quickens II: The Bookening :confused:

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Looks more like Bonded By Buttocks. :dizzy_face:

Yeah, if you keep responding to Phishers, you’re gonna’ get that.

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So that’s how to get free shipping!

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Yes, complete stranger with an area code I don’t know. I am free for dinner. Did you know I can’t eat? You’d think someone asking me so casually would know that.

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Maybe Spam is on the menu :yum:

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Poor bot, just trying to meet you on your level. “What’s something literally all humans do? …Got it!

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