"IT WILL NEVER CHARGE YOU!!! JUST KILL YOU INSTEAD!!!"
The car is fine as long as you don’t eat random food that appears on the dashboard!
They had this poster up at a school I was in once… I kid you not…
Funny thing is, my ‘65 mustang wouldn’t turn off till we fixed a part…
Thank god I can actually shoot without fancy stuff.
In my day, we’d shoot before the firefighters got there to put up the no shooting signs and tear out of there.
And also we’d find suicide notes on keyboards, a weird pickaxe, and a beat up printer in a field.
Come to think of it, the day I saw the printer, I also saw a guy who looked exactly like Bill Lumburgh from Office Space driving a road painting truck…
I, myself, was never a threat to anyone’s championship, but I doubt anyone enjoys range time more than I do. I do OK, I keep ‘em on the paper, sure. But some take their shooting real serious, almost like work.
Poking holes in paper shouldn’t be that much fun. But it is, and the day it isn’t, I’ll sell them all.