Imagine how the Mads would introduce your favorite cheesy movie that hasn’t been screened yet. Here’s one:
Kinga: Your movie features half the cast of Reptilicus as they endure the intolerable smugness of John Agar.
Max: Watching this one will be like doing your own colonoscopy. So enter the nightmare-fueled world of Journey to Ura-
[Kinga jabs Max in the gut with her elbow, causing him to double over in pain]
Kinga: Enter the nightmare-fueled world of Journey to the Seventh Planet!