Continuing the discussion from Disney's At It Again…:
And the penguin replied “No, that’s just ice cream.”
EDIT: Bonus points if you hear this guy’s voice in your head when you read the topic title.
Continuing the discussion from Disney's At It Again…:
And the penguin replied “No, that’s just ice cream.”
EDIT: Bonus points if you hear this guy’s voice in your head when you read the topic title.
And the first guy says “Good thing we didn’t step in it.”
It depends on how thin you slice 'em.
“Murray, the ceiling needs painting.”
But the handwriting was the First Lady’s.
One to hold the lightbulb and two to spin the ladder around.
“No soap radio.”
But these oven mitts are just too big!
Two, but don’t ask me how they got in there.
Do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?
Then the cow said, “Well it wasn’t me…”
I sent two boats and a helicopter. What more did you want?
“No, he only howls when someone says ‘Coleman Francis’.”
“Alligator bit him, crocogator bit him, that’s why he’s so mean!”
“Gosh, what are you taking for it, mister?”
“Ragweed.”
Rectum? Damn near killed em!
Well on the one hand the garbage disposal is broken, but on the other hand you’ve got more fingers!
…but if they called them ‘Sad Meals’, kids wouldn’t buy them!
….and the final frontier!
I guess that’s because all the coats are on the bed.