If you’re wondering how they eat and breathe,
And other science facts, la la la,
The lobby at the gizmoplex
Provides oxygen and snacks.
But that doesn’t explain where the oxygen and food comes from on the SoL! HOW DO THEY EAT AND BREATHE AND OTHER SCIENCE FACTS ON THE SOL?!?!?!?
I should really just relax.
Elon musk paid for an Uber ?
[James Earl Jones narrator voice]
“And eventually, they were supplied by, oh, let’s say, Growler.”
looks around for a few second
How much do you charge?
First one always free , for friends of M Waverly
You know, if they pitched a growler with Growler on it, it’d probably sell.
For real, though. We’ve been so starved of official MST3K merch over the years, they could completely sell out and slap MST3K on anything and I’ll fund the Gizmoplex myself. Give me MST3K Cereal! MST3K Happy-Meal tie-ins! MST3K: The Flamethrower…
So does that make me the only customer to get snacks for free, just because of my (addictive) love for Waverly and Growler?
So far, yes. Lol. Also partially just because it rhymed
THE DEATH RAY!!
Growler’s Growlers:
SOLager
M Wheat-verly
Jonah’s hipster IPA
Servo Stout
Watch out for Saisson
Fingal’s Dunkel
TVs son of TVs Stout
Lambic, Don’t Go
Or a Lambic McLargeHuge
I get none of these references , but I vote yes for all of the above well I got the mclargehuge bit. And stout. Rest may as well b in Greek
Lambic Is Staying!
Personally, I’m desperate for some branded popcorn. Not sure why, but I am.
This is exactly why I ordered extra concessions kits.
Drinks in collectable Virtual Theater canisters!