“Introduce Your Elves Here!”
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This is about that stolen time transport, isn’t it? 
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I’m so bummed that my “This Guy’s Goiter Looks Like a Former Prime Minister Who Shall Remain Nameless” thread went nowhere.
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My Tom Servo, Tom Servum, Tom Servamos: Conjugating Robots (In More Ways Than One) thread was turned down right out of the gate, allegedly because the tile was too long, but I know for a fact it was nipped in the bud by our Robot Overlords!
p.s. – As part of the plea arrangement reached with our Robot Overlords in that case, I am required to add the following:
Vote Robot Overlords 2022
Why The Hell Not?
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Servo
Servas
Servat
Servamus
Servatis
Servant
I’m the wind, baby.
You’re the wind, baby.
He’s the wind, baby.
We’re the wind, baby.
Y’all’re the wind, baby,
They’re the wind, baby.
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Thank you, TheBindingSwayze. 
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I’m not quite sure why “Pushing Random Buttons” didn’t catch on…
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…no “Push the button, Frank”?
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Between Pavlovian conditioning by Dr. Forrester and long experience, TV’s Frank arguably knew where the button to press was, and seldom needed to cast out randomly after his first few experiments. 
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…fair.
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Push the button, Max…
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“Whose Hips Are You Thinking About?”
(I’ll protest this latest excising later, after I finish my soup.)
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“The fall and decline of western civilization as seen through the lens of the de-evolution in themes songs from American network late night talk shows.”
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I can’t decide if the fact that my thread “Things Nobody Wants to Talk About” got no replies means it was a success or a failure.
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It’s a beacon of truth as long as nobody responds to it.
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Other New Voices I Hate
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Oh, you got another voice in your head too?
Also, the Extremely Awkward Pauses thread is …well it’s not going well.
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The topic says “rejected”. That one’s got multiples.
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The Thomas Midgley, Jr. Appreciation Society.
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Tic-Tac-Toe Expert Strategies
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