Rif-Fest 2024

ARTHUR: What are we going to do?

ZAPHOD: Hold a séance.

FORD: What do you mean? We’re not dead… yet.

ZAPHOD: No, but my great-grandfather is.

ARTHUR: Who?

ZAPHOD: Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth.

FORD: Is this relevant?

ARTHUR: ”The fourth”?! Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth?!?

ZAPHOD: Yeah. I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father’s Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather’s Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third -

ARTHUR: What?!

ZAPHOD: There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time-machine, I can’t explain it now. All hold hands on the console.

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