Riffed movie crossovers that should’ve happened

How did no one ever make a sequel to Final Justice and Mitchell where Joe Don Baker plays city cop/country cop twins?

Who do I have to pay for Max Keller and Lee Van Cleef (preferably the actor, not the character) to team up with the vigilante ladies from Angels’ Revenge?

I would push a bus load of elderly orphan nuns uphill through the snow both ways to see the movie where they thaw Aram Fingal out aboard the Southern Sun.

What about you? What MST movies would you perform Herculean feats of strength and endurance and/or rob banks and/or invent time travel to get crossed over?

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I don’t know how to get their paths to cross, but I would adore a movie where Mooney from The Beatniks and Mikey from Teen-Age Strangler spend the entire runtime overacting at each other.

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Danny and Big Stupid get mixed up in a beatnik armored car heist, travel by freight to and from the scene of the crime. Narrowly avoid being bumped off by a suspicious priest

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We should be careful not to propose movies that would be literally dangerous though.

“Hey! You got your Wild World of Batwoman in my Kitten with a Whip!”
“Well, you got your Kitten with a Whip in my Wild World of Batwoman!”

People could get hurt.

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Rocky Jones Space Ranger delivers a bevy of Bellarians to the Southern Sun, little does he know that Cleolanta has teamed up with Kalgan! Can Rocky, Winky, Lea and Blast Hardcheese travel up to speeds of “three” and save the day?

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Gamera and Gorgo.

THEY’RE COPS.

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Small-town officers have to work together when the sheriff from The Crawling Hand gets paired up with the sheriff from The Giant Spider Invasion.

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Sampson takes on both the Robot and the Aztec Mummy in a Triple Threat match. Dr. Krupp tries to interfere but gets bitten by the Vampire Queen. They’re beaten when the Mummy tries to throw fire at them (but he’s in flames, too.
Of course, it ends in a triple DQ

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When the Beast of Yucca Flats escapes, can radar bring him to justice? Flag on the moon!

Edit: Radar Secret Service has got to be one of the weirdest movies in the catalog. Who paid for that? Was there some kind of National Radar Council lobbying Congress? Who decided that what Americans needed was a scifi propaganda flick about how great radar was, of all things?

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Hear me out: Jan in the Pan and the Head of Vi…they’re P.I.'s
Well, they both tried to stop their ex-boyfriends from doing awful things.

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Pitch, long tired of being foiled on Earth, looks to take on the Yuletide champion of the Red Planet in Santa Claus Conquers The Martians II: Droppo’s Inferno!

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The Crawling Eye and The Crawling Hand joining forces. Wouldn’t that be scary?

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The Incredible Melting Monster A-Go-Go

There WAS a monster, but not anymore. HATCHA!!

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Gor and Alien From L.A. in the Cannon universe. Watney and Kathy annoy each other to death!

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Ann Margaret gets sent to Girls Town and winds up joining Paul Anka’s act.

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I would LOVE to see Pitch attempt to conquer other worlds by corrupting martian children.

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Moon Zero Two and Catalina Caper, especially the cartoon parts.

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Removed, got my movie threads mixed up.

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The title antagonists from It Conquered the World and The Thing That Couldn’t Die square off in a knockdown drag-out battle to determine who’s worse at delivering on their premise.

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