Science!

I’m sorry, why did they name their platform “The Network”? Do they want people to find their service?

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Personally, I would prefer the giant ones that stay in the lagoon and just kill rednecks.

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Always fun to find out our ancestors were as lazy as we are.

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Lazy? Imagine the terror of taking a position in front of a full grown mammoth, fighting for its life, while you hold a pointy rock on a stick.

How they did that while dragging around those big brass - - -adornments - - - is something I hope to not experience.

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Hey, no one forced them to cross into North America.

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Still one of the most underappreciated pick up lines of all time:

“Want to go encircle a mammoth, later?”

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They were smart enough to realize that the Earth was stronger than their arms.

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I’m not saying they weren’t smart. I’m saying they figured out how to do things the easy way.

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Yeah. All they had to do was stand in front of a charging mammoth… and not move.

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I’m guessing they were behind the mammoth to make it charge.

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Researchers led by SMU paleontologist find matching dinosaur footprints on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean

More than 260 footprints were discovered in Brazil and Cameroon, showing where land-dwelling dinosaurs were able to freely cross between South America and Africa.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/history/smu-researchers-dinosaur-footprints-south-america-africa/287-5bafa3af-2e1a-415f-b0a0-0a18b80317cf

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That has got to be among the worst summaries ever.

There was no South America or Africa when those prints were made. That’s kind of the point!

Amazing find, but fire your science writer!

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I wanted to find the original press release, but I couldn’t. And a bunch of other articles referred to that one.

:person_shrugging:

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Ug, any time I look at science “news” online I know there’s a good chance it’s going to make me want to power up the old slappin’ hand!

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Those dinosaurs were really good jumpers.

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This is super creepy.

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