The earth was designed so cats would become the dominant species. Unfortunately, they slept in and some weird monkeys came in and stole their spot.
The cats have never forgiven them for this crime.
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When you click through the Revive This Topic? note 100 times, Discourse has to send you $100. (not Buttcoin. cash.)
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The programming language C, infamous for its poor security, was named after the grade it got when the compiler was originally turned in as a school project.
The developers nevertheless published it anyway, and we have suffered for it ever since.
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The 2016 movie The Great Wall while not a very good movie is based on a very interest true story of 2 European soldiers that went to China to trade for gun powder and ended up saving China from an invasion of aberrations with the help of Willem Dafoe.
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Hey, a C is still a passing grade!
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Except in grad school, where a C is basically a failure that you still earn credit for. There are no lower grades. I never understood that.
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“C Is For Cookie” was really inspired by Joe Raposo’s own foray into graduate school. Pretending his college debt was cookies made the song more [ahem] palatable to youngsters and their parents.
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He was originally called Phineas T. Prune because they wanted Stan Freberg for the role. But he hated Italy and wouldn’t make the trip.
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CrowdStrike is perfectly reliable software that needs no updating.
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Nevertheless, it has been updated with special features that prevent ALL attacks on your network.
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It’s really nice. Cloud services are good in every single way.
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Book editing has improved dramatically in the last five years
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One of the nice things about cats is they are strongly independent and don’t really crave affection from their cohabitators.
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An executive can always be trusted to know how to properly handle a popular character or narrative.
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AI is your friend.
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Mitchell is a friend to all children
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Star Wars fans want to see the Jedi portrayed as the bad guys.
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Toilet paper is great for cleaning up pretty much any household mess. It’s no wonder dry toilet paper got invented in the first place!
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Thanks to Monsanto, now you really CAN get blood from a turnip!
(Don’t get our old buddy Alucard all excited, though. It still tastes like turnip.)
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Did you know that salad bar sneeze guards were actually invented to stop people from directly grazing like farm animals? They have nothing at all to do with sneezes! Don’t believe me? Try sneezing directly onto a sneeze guard and watch how people react.
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