They are for turning him off in case you accidentally turn him on.
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I didn’t mean to.
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Button 1: Hoverskirt On/Off
Button 2: Voice Volume Up
Button 3: Voice Volume Down
Button 4: Senegalese Accent On/Off
Button 5: Crème Fraîche Dispenser On/Off
Button 6: Summons Argoman the Fantastic Superman
Button 7: Does nothing, just for show
Button 8: Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
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I think they are the precursors to his next stage of evolution, when he transforms from a Beautiful Butterfly into Omnipotent Squid-like Cthulu Creature.
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Someone sent me that as a poster and then I noticed it misspells “accordion” and I can’t bring myself to put it up.
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I’m cringing at “despenser”
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ACK! I missed that one!
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I just noticed it’s on there twice that way.
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He decides who lives and who dies- he’s just waiting for the right moment to break it to Crow.
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Butt-on: Activates magnetic hover skirt attachment
Butt-off: Deactivates magnetic hover skirt attachment
Butt 3: Frappe
Butt 4: Hyper-colloid ratchet signifier
Butt 5: Pumaman
Butt 6: Smelt it/Dealt it
Butt 7: Crème Fraîche Dispenser On/Off
Butt 8: Universal Remote
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With the optional mouthpiece (sold separately), he doubles as a melodica … so if your cover band is doing “And We Danced,” get yourself a Servo, stat.
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They are remote controls for his Commodore 64.
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Nobody knows, he’s the wind, baby!
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