SOLVED: Subtitle corrections for MST3K Episode #1302, Robot Wars

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Hey there, @Ivan and company -

Since I had a day off and had nothing to do with my time around here, I thought I would watch Robot Wars again.

Because I always use closed captioning/subtitles whenever possible (particularly when watching MST3K, I had it in mind to watch this episode again with my mind turned towards those parts of the episode in which the subtitles misattributed riffs, omitted riffs, or misinterpreted/misspelled parts of the jokes. Subtitling and correct transcriptions can make quite a difference for viewers who need subtitles, so I wanted to help out as best as I could.

For omissions and corrections, I included parenthetical notes after the transcribed sections of closed captioning, and the time code refers to the time on the actual Vimeo video instead of the time code in the bottom left part of the theater silhouettes. This is by no means complete or comprehensive.

I hope this helps for any revisions of the subtitles for the final edit of the episode!

THEATER SEGMENT ONE

07:19 [Crow] Robot Wars! (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

08:17 [Jonah] “Now my cousin at Wayland Newton…” (Should read “Wayland-Yutani” instead of “Wayland Newton”.)

8:23 [Tom] “I bet the J stands for…” (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

8:30 [Crow] Rooney! (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

8:51 [Tom] Ah, they’ve still got a Garmin, cute. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

9:23 [Tom] They’ll never get the Roadrunner that way. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

9:36 [Tom] Vector lipsticks of the future. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

10:27 [Tom] Papa, is that you? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

10:50 [Tom] Papa, you wanna have a catch? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

10:53 [Tom] Jonah, you’re not my real dad! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

10:58 [Crow] So this is first class. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

11:10 [Tom] Scorpion fart. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

11:24 [Jonah] You’re on the ground. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

11:28 [Man] Have you forgotten your passenger training? (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)

11:40 [Tom] I’m with mother. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

12:05 [Crow] So do you guys party? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

12:17 [Crow] You complete me. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

12:54 [Jonah] Moon shots has got agro. (Should read “Mummenschanz” instead of “Moon shots”.)

13:19 [Crow] Pretty please? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

13:30 [Tom] Okay, that knocked the lunch out of the old tooter. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

14:05 [Tom] We should have went to Knott’s Berry Farm! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

14:26 [Jonah] Oh, Tennessee Williams. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

14:38 [Tom] Oh, now they’re just shaking (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

14:52 [Crow] Lightning bolt. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

15:25 [Tom] Here we go. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

15:47 [Crow] There goes the entire practical effect budget. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

15:49 [Tom] Meanwhile, at this place. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

15:52 [Jonah] Walking, walking, don’t miss your mark. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

16:19 [Tom] It’s Stumpy’s time to shine. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

16:35 [Jonah] Are you hitting on me? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

17:10 [Tom] And your dumb little hats. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

17:36 [Crow] Welcome to Johnny Rockets. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

17:52 [Tom] With the badge in the looking lady. (Riff should be attributed to Crow, should read “and” instead of “in.”)

18:32 [Jonah] Lollapalooza? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

18:48 [Tom] Whoa, nice keister. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

19:15 [Tom] Well, a bet’s a bet, Drake. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

19:52 Drake putting a B and subtle. (Should read “Drake putting the B in subtle” instead, and should be attributed to Crow.)

20:14 [Crow] That’s my cue. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

20:20 [Tom] That’s your name, right? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

20:39 [Jonah] Now that’s believable. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

20:47 [Tom] Oh, please don’t. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

21:09 [Crow] What’s the opposite of a meet cute? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

21:10 [Tom] I don’t know. (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)

21:49 [Jonah] Use a spoon, it’ll hurt more. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

22:21 [Tom] And fashion forward. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

22:34 [Jonah] But I’m talking about Shaft. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

23:16 [Tom] I can’t hear you. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

23:34 [Crow] Don’t play with mommy’s special dirt, dear. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

23:45 [Tom] Anyway, which of these headshots do you like? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

23:57 [Tom] Secret tunnel! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

24:13 [Crow] No, thanks, I just ate. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

24:26 [Tom] Got some more exposition here somewhere. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

24:32 (Riff omitted from Jonah: “Say, Miss Interocitor!”)

24:39 [Jonah] Sure, why not? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

24:46 [Tom] I’ve got two whole pictures and some dirt. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

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THEATER SEGMENT TWO

27:59 [Tom] It’s a living. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

28:19 [Crow] That’s buster bro! (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

28:34 [Tom] Nope. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

29:04 [Tom] Okay, binge drinking, negging, game theory, (Riff should be attributed to Crow)

29:31 [Crow] That’s mister dismissed. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

29:49 and 30:01 (Should read “Bartertown Buffet” instead of “Bordertown Buffet”.)

30:05 [Crow] We call next. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

30:33 [Jonah] Unpleasant. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

30:40 [Crow] Annie, get your gun. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

30:56 [Crow] Ooh, right in the coconuts. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

31:01 [Tom] Hey, drummers, do you mind? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

31:07 [Jonah] Hmm, so this is what light savers sound like (Riff should be attributed to Tom, should read “lightsabers” instead of “light savers”.)

31:19 (Riff omitted from Tom: “Ermac wins. Babality.”)

31:25 [Tom] You’re my brave little man. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

31:46 [Tom] 2041? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

32:07 [Crow] Stumpy, if I don’t come back, (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

32:20 [Tom] Does this bug you? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

32:31 (Riff omitted from Tom using robotic voice: “Walking in Memphis, but do I really feel the way I feel?”)

32:57 [Jonah] Blanch from the Golden Girls wasn’t this hard up. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

33:08 [Tom] There’s something on the wing! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

33:27 [Crow] Literally every man you see. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

33:32 [Tom] Shut up. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

33:53 (Riff omitted from Tom using Italian accent: “Eh, gabagool, stugots!”)

33:58 [Tom] So wait, the spanky line worked? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

34:23 [Tom] Capish? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

34:57 [Jonah] Not biblically, but. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

35:07 [Crow] Ooh, I love this open floor plan. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

35:08 [Tom] Yeah, you can see from the kitchen (Riff should be attributed to Crow)

35:13 [Crow] There’s so much room for entertaining. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

35:15 [Tom] You know how you love to entertain. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

35:24 Alas, poor York’s helmet. (Riff should be attributed to Jonah, should read “Yorick’s” instead of “York’s”.)

35:33 (Riff omitted from Crow: “Ootini!”)

35:39 [Jonah] Say something racist. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

35:45 [Jonah] Yup, like that. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

35:48 I guess they remembered it. (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)

35:52 [Tom] “And down goes that punk.” (Riff should be attributed to Crow, should read “And down goes Daft Punk” instead of “And down goes that punk.”)

35:59 [Crow] Swift and graceful and stealthy as a marionette. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

36:10 [Tom] Guys, don’t move, okay? (Riff should be attributed to Crow, should read “You dead guys don’t move, okay?” instead.)

36:17 [Crow] Ugh, spawn camper. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

36:29 [Tom] Grab my fungal hand. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

37:08 [Jonah] Hey. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

37:16 [Jonah] Oh, they’re screwed. (Riff should just read “Oh, they’re screwed,” since the movie character says the word ‘hero.’)

37:20 [Jonah] White Privilege by Chanel. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

37:30 (Riff omitted from Crow: “Fraggles.”)

38:23 [Crow] Excuse me. (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)

38:36 [Tom] Seattle. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

38:39 [Jonah] What with all that radiation and all. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

39:18 [Tom] Hey, watch the man spreading. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

39:41 [Jonah] I’ll be at the bar. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

40:09 [Jonah] We met online. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

40:18 [Tom] Totally fine, fine fine-rino. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

40:54 [Tom] I know, Star. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

41:05 [Jonah] Yeah, the plot can wait. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

41:28 [Crow] Make me proud. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

41:55 [Crow] Chicken butt. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

42:31 [Crow] Chasing the rival… (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

42:52 [Crow] What, this one? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

43:41 [Crow] I’ll get you in the flippy flop. (Riff should be attributed to Tom, should read “I’ll catch you on the flippy flop.”)

43:48 [Tom] Oh, there’s some '90s over there. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

43:53 [Crow] Step right up and see the outstanding empty window. (Riff should be attributed to Tom, should read “astounding” instead of “outstanding”.)

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46:53 [Crow] Come on, Annie, let’s do some thinking. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

47:02 [Tom] And if we run into the tour group, (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

47:11 [Jonah] Okay, we hack the mainframe and we’re in. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

47:27 [Tom] Isn’t this a high school where they shot all those John Hughes movies (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

47:37 [Tom] Platoon. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

47:39 [Crow] Let me get this straight. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

48:05 [Jonah] Cacti, sir. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

48:22 [Crow] The search for Walt Disney’s head continues. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

48:27 [Tom] Hey, with all the wet and damp down here, (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

48:49 [Tom] Oh, Tool must be getting ready (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

48:55 [Crow] These are like those, but the same. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

49:04 [Tom] Rocky, you’re gonna eat lightning and you’re gonna crack thunder. Kick pin them in the ribs, you see. (Riff should be attributed to Crow, should read “crap” instead of “crack” and “Keep hitting him” instead of “Kick pin them”.)

49:23 [Jonah] And the best Stumpy at this table. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

49:46 [Jonah] These guys would drink to a light breeze. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

49:49 [Jonah] Whoa. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

50:21 [Tom] In the DVD Easter eggs. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

50:33 [Crow] Daphne and Velma, the early years, tonight on Fox. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

50:37 [Tom] You look, I’m bitter. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

51:01 [Tom] Who cares? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

51:34 [Tom] And this is what used to be called a salad bar. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

51:54 (Riff omitted from Tom: [humming the Super Mario Bros. underground theme] )

52:18 [Crow] This is like an escape room at the Home Depot. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

52:43 [Tom] Go on, get! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

52:55 “Man, she is not dressed for this weather” should be attributed to Jonah.

53:01 (Riff omitted from Crow: “BANG!”)

53:04 “Tonight on Riverdale, Betty’s ultimatum” should be attributed to Tom.

53:12 The “Crystal Vista community college presents” riff should be attributed to Jonah, the following “525,600 Stumpies” riff should be attributed to Servo.

53:23 (Riff omitted from Crow: “BANG!”)

53:28 The “Now what would John Wick do?” riff should be attributed to Jonah.

53:30 (Riff omitted of the group yelling in surprise)

53:34 [Crow] Crystal Vista, the big CV, 90s town. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

53:58 “Oh, I knew I shouldn’t have crushed…” should be attributed to Jonah.

54:08 [Jonah] Oh God, he’s so boring. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

54:15 [Tom] Thermos for you. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

54:43 [Crow] Ooh, are they gonna mate? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

55:13 [Jonah] Help. Are you home, Oscar? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

55:21 [Tom] Sounds like she’s run (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

55:38 [Tom] Pink ranger, retreat! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

55:56 [Crow] Come on, let’s do some crimes. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

56:06 [Tom] It’s always like this getting tickets to Hamilton. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

56:13 [Jonah] I said no parties! (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

56:25 [Tom] No, it’s mutiny. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

56:33 [Jonah] And be sure to like and subscribe. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

56:40 [Crow] EVE, EVE. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

57:18 [Crow] Word to your mother. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

57:29 [Jonah] No, but I thought it. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

57:36 [Jonah] Jason lost another sale. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

57:46 “Oh, breast massage and heat?” should be attributed to Tom.

57:49 Peaches riffs should be attributed to Crow.

58:07 “Oh, the door to Narnia” should be attributed to Tom.

58:14 [Tom] Uh-oh, now they’re in trouble. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

58:43 [Jonah] Or I’ll go cuckoo! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

58:49 [Crow] And that’s a picture wrap on Plunkett, everybody. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

59:17 [Jonah] Come on, sweetie. I made your favorite Kool-Aid, Chuckle Berry Finn. (Riff should be attributed to Tom, should read “Sharkleberry” instead of “Chuckle Berry”.)

59:51 [Jonah] An intervention? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:00:50 “Queen scorpion was in Egypt’s land” should be attributed to Tom and read “When scorpion” instead.

1:01:19 [Jonah] I mean, look, you’re still walking. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:01:29 “How many times does this happen to you?” should be attributed to Crow.

1:01:33 “I had to bring my own wardrobe…” riffs should be attributed to Jonah.

1:01:40 [Crow] Hey, if you got time to lean (Riff should be attributed to Tom)

1:01:59 “He’s a brick house” should be attributed to Tom and read “She’s a brick house” instead.

1:02:18 [Jonah] Live from Giza, it’s major laser. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:02:23 “How do you turn off the high beam?” should be attributed to Jonah.

1:02:56 “BANG!” should be attributed to Crow, then another “BANG!” transcribed and attributed to Tom.

1:03:02 “Where does your stepdad keep the Playboys?” should be attributed to Jonah.

1:03:10 [Jonah] Hey, I wasn’t them killing you all. (Riff should be attributed to Tom, should read “I wasn’t done” instead of “I wasn’t them”.)

1:03:24 [Tom] Okay, we’re gonna hold you hostage… (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:03:37 [Jonah] False narrative! (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)
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1:03:43 [Tom] So who are we rooting for? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:03:58 (Riff omitted of Crow making Rocky Balboa noises.)

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1:06:11 (Riff omitted for Jonah: “That you, Wicket?”)

1:06:26 [Jonah] Paul is dead? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.

1:06:32 [Tom] Dr. Dre? (Riff should be attributed to Crow; subsequent riff of “Whoa.” should be attributed to Jonah instead of Narrator.)

1:06:52 [Tom] Wow, they hacked into a Dig Dug machine. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:06:55 [Crow] That’s gonna max out the floppy drive. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:07:05 [Jonah] Whoa! (Riff should read “Move!” instead.)

1:07:07 “Is Wa-Lee carving his initials…” riff should be attributed to Tom.

1:07:11 [Tom] Fire photons! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:07:25 “Enhance” should be attributed to Tom.

1:07:47 [Tom] Eh, she’s not quite dry yet better. Better pop her back in. (Riff should be attributed to Crow, should omit the first instance of “better”.)

1:07:58 [Jonah] Rock that power post, Stumpy. (Riff should be attributed to Tom, should read “pose” instead of “post”.)

1:08:34 (Riff omitted for Crow: “And… coronary.”)

1:08:41 [Crow] Oh, hey, Mr. Tumnus. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:08:47 [Tom] Aw. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:08:50 “Jacket, you failed me for the last time!” should be attributed to Crow.

1:08:58 [Crow] He’s at the 10. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:09:10 [Tom] They found Dr. Demento’s old studio. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:09:17 “Which one reactivates the plot?” should be attributed to Tom.

1:09:43 [Crow] Pardon. Pardon me. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:10:02 (Riff omitted of Jonah making Chewbacca noises.)

1:10:28 [Crow] It’s probably Mynox chewing on the power cables. (Riff should read “mynocks” instead of “Mynox”.)

1:10:36 (Riff omitted of Tom saying “This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.”)

1:10:43 [Jonah] To the victor belong the spoils. (Riff should read “vector” instead of “victor.”)

1:10:51 [Tom] Doing the Drake shake. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:10:55 [Crow] Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:10:57 (Riff omitted of group exclaiming in surprise.)

1:11:36 [Tom] Oh wow, I think I’m rooting for Wa-Lee now. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:11:39 [Crow] Stumpy, join the robot force, they said… (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)

1:11:57 [Crow] You know, if you push the button a bunch… (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:12:26 [Crow] Oh, kind of an anticlimactic ending. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:12:53 [Crow] Ugh, it’s the ASMR portion of the film. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:13:01 [Tom] Yeah, yeah, I’m coming, I’m coming. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:13:12 [Crow] That’s right, mom bakes Jiffy Pop popcorn, (Riff should be attributed to Tom; should read “made” instead of “bakes”.)

1:13:19 “A three hour tour” should be attributed to Crow.

1:13:31 [Tom] Want some fries with that shake, Drake? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:13:34 [Jonah] We just escaped. (Riff should read “Alpha, Rita’s escaped” instead of “We just escaped.”)

1:13:46 “Today, I’m totally gonna well on my pecs” should be attributed to Crow and should read “whale” instead of “well”.

1:14:00 “Sorry, I’m a little ashy. Got any shea butter?” should be attributed to Tom.

1:14:14 [Crow] I buy you a new tool, (Riff should read “toy” instead of tool.")

1:14:35 [Crow] What should I do with my hands, sir? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:14:46 [Crow] Just trying it out. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:14:49 [Jonah] You’re the man now, dog. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:15:10 [Crow] You mean Leda? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:15:25 “I’m hit” should be attributed to Crow.

1:15:38 “Oh my love” should be attributed to Tom.

1:15:42 [Tom] Beverage service is suspended. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:15:55 “It’s supposed to be shaking, Leda” should be attribued to Tom.

1:16:00 [Tom] How come they get the hostage channel? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:16:24 [Tom] Los Locos kick your ass! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:16:28 [Jonah] Should I unplug the router or what? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:16:31 “Here, let me just loosen up your…” riff should be attributed to Jonah.

1:16:38 [Tom] You know, if you remove a robot shell, it dies. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:16:45 “Yo bro, can someone spot me?” should be attributed to Tom.

1:16:52 [Crow] Always lift with your legs, not your back. (Riff should be attributed to Jonah.)

1:16:58 (Riff omitted of Tom humming “Entrance of the Gladiators”.)

1:17:05 “And lo, did the white people flee into the desert…” riff should be attributed to Crow.

1:17:21 “Is it safe?” should be attributed to Crow.

1:17:27 “Down goes Fraser. Down goes Fraser!” should be attributed to Tom and should read “Frazier” instead of “Fraser.”

1:17:34 “Hi, I’m Victor…” riff should be attributed to Jonah.

1:17:41 [Tom] No, you didn’t. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:17:44 [Crow] Bam, there’s your flavor. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:17:57 [Tom] That’s vapo action. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:18:07 [Tom] That’s a totally illegal move!" (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:18:15 (Riff omitted from Tom: “Blast Hardcheese!”)

1:18:30 “That’s vapo action! Callback.” should be attributed to Tom.

1:18:41 “And just like that, the robot wars ended racism” should be attributed to Jonah.

1:18:48 [Jonah] Oh, what did I drink last night? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:18:57 [Tom] Yeah, I got nothing. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:19:08 [Jonah] I got the numbers of all the hot lady passengers… (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:19:40 “You like jazz?” should be attributed to Tom.

1:19:53 [Tom] I guess he is the Marion kind. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:20:26 [Tom] Oh, oh, okay. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:20:36 [Tom] Okay, but if I do… (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:20:57 [Tom] But who was the second assistant… (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:21:01 [Crow] Man, I can’t wait for Robot Wars Episode Five… (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:21:13 [Tom] Aw, snap, we got DJ Richie into his hizz-ouse! (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:21:16 [Jonah] Get a key grip on yourself. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:21:22 [Crow] Ooh, is Shelly Segal related to George Segal? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:21:30 [Tom] Is Paul Jessel related to Georgie Jessel? (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:21:33 [Crow] If Chris Endicott falls in the forest… (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:21:51 “And now it’s done” song should be attributed to Tom.

1:21:57 [Tom] This is the music they play… (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:22:10 [Crow] Ah, James Foley provided… (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:22:23 [Tom] The end credit bloopers better feature Dom DeLuise. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:22:28 [Crow] Hey, what’s Vic Hennegan weigh? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:22:35 “So, who are you gonna get to edit your sound effects…” should be attributed to Crow.

1:22:49 [Tom] Excuse me… (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:23:37 “We are the Studio City Shuffling crew” riff should be attributed to Tom.

1:23:44 [Tom] Soundtrack available on Moonstone Records. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:23:59 [Crow] Thank you, Full Moon, for another try at bat. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:24:07 [Crow] Oh, you want a robot war? (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

1:24:10 [Tom] We can give you a robot war. (Riff should be attributed to Crow.)

1:24:12 [Crow] Oh, it’s on like Donkey Kong. (Riff should be attributed to Tom.)

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@optiMSTie, this is a HUGE help – and reminded me to finish something I’ve been wanting to set up since we started testing.

I hate to ask more work from you, but to increase the odds we’re able to use all of your suggested corrections – and all of the others we’ve been receiving – we’ve set up a form for submitting individual corrections for closed captions in the Gizmoplex.

If you’re willing to spend a little longer on this, could you submit the specific corrections we need to make using this form?

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No worries about asking more of me, I’d be more than happy to help out here - cheers, @Ivan, and thanks!

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Ivan—I’ve got a Word document with misspellings, missing punctuation, etc. in the video descriptions. Is there a preferred way to submit those?

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Been meaning to respond to your very kind offer about that forever as well – thanks for your patience. You can email it directly to me at ivan@mst3k.com. :slight_smile:

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No worries at all—I know how slammed you’ve been. I’ll send that your way this evening.

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I noticed many of these while rewatching the review episode before going to bed w/ captions on … had thought to sit down and try and make a list like this sometime this weekend … but this is :+1:

Thanks @optiMSTie

You rock!

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Thanks kindly, good sir, and right back at ya - cheers! :smiley:

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Oh man, I’m so glad other people watch with subtitles on and are also as obsessive about them as I am, lol. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

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I never not use them when available, so, heh, I guess you could call me an obsessive about them.

Thanks for the kind words, and welcome to the forums!

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BRAVO. Tremendous work.

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