Suggestions for an expanded "In This House..." plaque for MST3K (Rifftrax quotes also usable!)

Ordered it online!

ETA: Anyone want to suggest some other options that could be put on another plaque? I’ll start; here’s a couple:

"In this house…

We don’t care!
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!
We wonder if there’s beer on the sun.

Add your own below!

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Someone gets me… :heart:

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I need to ask the guy who made it if he can make a companion one with more lines. I posted this in the FB groups as well and a lot of people contributed potential updates. LOL

ETA: I completely forgot to mention this; Jackie Reye Neyman Jones commented on my post on the FB group! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: I’ve been blessed!

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We don’t dopple
We fear DEEP HURTING
Your weapons are useless against us
We cry, “WILDERNESS!”

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We know how much Keeffe there is.

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We take care of the place while the Master is away.

We want to be like the human, to live like the human!

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Oh, and happy birthday! :cake: :tropical_drink:

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We keep circulating the tapes/URL

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We like it VERY MUCH!

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We stop the flow of time.

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My list (based on my top MST favorite movies) would be…

IN OUR HOUSE…

…we met with Mistretta, Gallano, and Deaney.
…we feel it here AND here…
…it can’t be given, it has to be achieved!
…wE tAkE cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe ThE mAsTeR iS aWaY.
…we took the many colored dome of the Sampo.
…we use our Death Ray for purely peaceful purposes.
…we accuse our parents.
…it STINKS!
…he crimefighting cover up a basic insecurity.
…we watch out for snakes!
…we’re stuck here!
…we know why Johnny doesn’t care.
…we like it very much!
…we had a really long, pointless scene back there.

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We accuse our parents is just chef’s kiss

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:notes: Happy birthday to you :notes:

In this house:

We pack more life-saving serum
We don’t forget about TORCHA!
Richard Basehart!
We don’t have any fruit to declare
We realize almost too late that man is a feeling creature…

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How about…

We kick the nipple beer.
We may very well sentence you to TORCHA.
We will put you into a space capsule.
We’re starting to like this Megaweapon.

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We have crackers…rye crisps…Sociables…anything.

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we don’t say ATCHKA in mixed company
we don’t leave the Bronx
we don’t make MISS-TAKES!

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We think it’s preeeetty nice.
BANG!

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In This House

We know where the fish lives.

We don’t give no matches to Mikey!

We allow small Japanese children to attend all out highest-level military strategy sessions.

Every year of our lives, we grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful, if we’ll just take the time to – (continued on next sign)

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We are as elusive as Robert Denby

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