At the above date and time, we will solemnly gather to watch what I’m sure we all know what must be the finest film ever made, Cocaine Shark! So fine that it is free to watch on YouTube!
Yes, Cocaine Shark. With it’s 1.8 IMDB rating and a cast of names you will almost certainly not recognize, how can it possibly be bad?
Has the director of Amityville in Space and Snow Babes ever steered us wrong?
A mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world as a small band of people try to stop the carnage.
“Originally titled Kanizame Shakurabu, this movie was renamed to shamelessly cash in on Cocaine Bear, to the point where the cover art for the DVD/blu-ray is literally marketing a movie that doesn’t actually exist. To be clear, there’s very few sharks in this and even less cocaine.”
Oh man talk about false advertising. There should be a lawsuit brought against the people who named this film. I guess this is kind of like Lionel Hutz’s lawsuit on The Simpsons against The neverending story for fraud.
