𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

Were you (plural) thinking of skimping on the pâté?

Well don’t!

Don’t skimp on the pâté!

You are not allowed anywhere near Nessie’s cave. She didn’t steal your cheese straws. She’s been having a grand old time with the root beer float someone left for her. (I didn’t know we had any mugs that big!)

1 Like

Where are the cheese straws?

Jack Lemmon had some, one says what for.

did you put them on the list to reorder?

Hmm?

Well then, whose fault is it that we’re now out of cheese straw?

It’s even in the by-laws.

2 Likes

Bartender’s job.

I think he said, “Blessed are the cheesemakers.”

3 Likes

HASSELFRAU!!!

Yeah, yeah. Baywatch lifeguard or whatever.

3am Lounge time
10am Greenwich time
9:67pm space and time

Monday Morning GIF by Dritan Alsela Coffee

It’s going to be a long day. Anyone else need a half gallon to go?

3 Likes

Oi! That guy stole one of my wife’s tea cups!

2 Likes

Could use a half-gallon now, and one later on.

Come with milk? Can’t use the non-dairy lightener without grumbling.

1 Like

Sure. The cows and goats are next door. Have at it.

(I wouldn’t try for sheep’s milk, though. They’re fresh out.)

Last time I tried that I saddled the cow and milked the horse!

1 Like

My Bon Voyage party is kicking off, from now until…whenever. I dunno. I’m still busy packing. 24 hours and I’m on a plane to Germany.

So, since the wursts I had in the fridge mysteriously disappeared :eyes: it’s going to be sauerkraut for breakfast until the schnitzel is done. And the beer taps are open, but have a little self-respect and wait until the afternoon to start drinking…

realizes it’s almost 3pm in Germany right now

…never mind. Carry on!

8 Likes

Gute Reise! Mach viele Fotos! Tschüß!

Ah, I see we’re also having beer-ios for breakfast. That takes me back to college. (I personally didn’t indulge in that, but when kick-off is at 11 am, pregaming starts when you wake up…)

3 Likes

image

6 Likes

Woohoo! I’ve earned Regular status…I can be in here now! :laughing: :person_cartwheeling:

7 Likes

“This is (not is) the infamous official lounge for users who have earned the Regular badge (also Basic, Member, and Leader) BYOB”

I set this up for everyone (and a good job that I did since I’ve subsequently lost my Regular status :sweat_smile:)

4 Likes

Also, beware. Regular status gained can as soon be lost. Thou art mortal.

4 Likes

We all get irregular from time to time. It’s nothing to be ashamed of! :wink:

3 Likes