Thatās why we all take fiber supplementsā¦
Why do you think there are bowls of complementary prunes all over the place?
Indeed! Only after becoming Regular does the Keeper explain the blood pact and what we must do to stay Regular. Mwahaha. I lost my regular status months ago and have no idea how to get it back (the Keeper isnāt responding to me). Something to do with phases of the moon and drinking from strange goblets, I think.
The way our bartenderses seem to go missing
You misspelled āfishing.ā
The way you all tip, I doubt you could even keep the sketchy kitchen staff from going walkabout once on a while.
Hey, I tip just fine.
Wooden nickels are too legitimate currency!
Despite not really being around for a while Iām still Regular
Round of Quantro for everyone!
Youāre the Ted Nelson of the group: regularly not around?
How many gallons of Tom & Jerry mix are we going to need this year? Itās going to hit the stores soon, so I want to load up like a doomsday prepper.
Cool! All my Fiestaware mugs are Tom & Jerrys.
Regular status gained can as soon be lost.
Aaand itās gone.
Despite not really being around for a while Iām still Regular
Aaaand itās gone.
Aaaand itās gone.
Au contraire mon frĆØre
Regular-ness maintained
One round of prune smoothies for everyone!
I could be regular tomorrow. I just donāt wanna. Regular status is so political now. So I got transferred to leg pulling.
Oh, it just doesnāt show up as your badge!
Thatāsā¦a thingā¦I guessā¦look, just because Iām regular doesnāt mean I know whatās going on.
Thereās more than one kind of Regular around here.
Thereās more than one kind of Regular
Thatās highly irregular!
Yeah, thereās also Clu Guregular status.
Gee, Merriam-Webster, have you been hanging out with us all this time?
4 a NORMAL, STANDARD: such as
(1): ABSOLUTE, COMPLETE
// a regular fool
// the office seemed like a regular madhouse
Ok, regular fools, while youāre busy with semantics Iām whipping up a bucket of mimosas, because itās new episode day and breakfast is important, and youāre all more fun when youāre drunk (itās true, and yes I have data). Youāll have to serve yourselves, and use the blue cups next to the bucket. No double-dipping, you animals, this is a classy joint.
Which Iām now going to burn upstairs.
All right, Iām back from Germany, and Iāve replaced all the mugs with real German steins. 1 Liter size.
Plan accordingly.