𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

[wyswysia]

Prost on your safe return!

[TheBindingPolymer]

@LadyStarblade

Plan accordingly.

Flip the lid before drinking to prevent tooth damage.

[LadyStarblade]

It’s that time of year, folks!

Given that we just received a huge shipment of (I hope) plastic skeletal pieces, it’s a good time to remind everyone of The Lounge™’s Spooky Decor Rule!

@RRRob

53. Halloween decor is permitted in the Lounge between October 1 and November 1. Please refrain from using anything that:

• Drips
• Oozes
• Crawls
• Attempts to strangle or otherwise injure patrons
• Smells too strongly of decomposition or embalming
• Was forcibly removed from its previous owner (with or without the use of a hatchet, machete, chainsaw, scythe, semi-trailer truck, etc.)
• Is cursed or otherwise highly infectious (this includes optical, aural, olfactory, gustatory, tactile, thaumic, or memetic infections)
• May summon an eldritch monstrousity if spoken aloud, regardless of pronunciation
• May open a rift in the space-time continuum (these don’t play well with the brane the Lounge™ occupies)
• May spontaneously self-animate, reanimate, or revivify if left unattended
• Is — or was formerly — self-aware

[Dr_Phantom]

But my decorations tick every single one of those boxes. This is a witch hunt!

[LadyStarblade]

@Dr_Phantom

This is a witch hunt!

checks schedule

Actually, the Witch Hunt isn’t until the 17th at midnight, right after the Zombie Shuffle. Please sign up on the Announcement Board if you’d like to participate (or be the target of) said Hunt!

[TraV333-IGD]

I keep getting lost looking for the corn maze.

[klcorridon]

Just wake me when it’s Turkey Day…

[Pearls_Mint]

@RRRob

• Drips
• Oozes
• Crawls

Okay but what if I drip, ooze, and crawl? You’re not going to discriminate are you???

[LadyStarblade]

Unless you’re hanging from the ceiling, mounted on the wall, or anchored to a tabletop, you’re not decor. No worries!

(The above guidelines are suspended during the All Hallows’ Eve Ball on the 31st. We’re probably all going to be on the ceiling, walls, and tables at that point!)

[Aquarius]

Listen, could someone just fill this up with candy for me already?

[LadyStarblade]

[Pearls_Mint]

Here ya go

[LadyStarblade]

JINX!!

(Hallows know there’s enough of that…stuff…around.)

[Aquarius]

Thanks, everyone - this stuff tastes terrible, as you all well know, but I have to eat the first bucketful for science to remind myself that it’s terrible.

[Stud_Cumming]

Is there somewhere outside that I can park the TARDIS? I thought it would bring a nice bit of a nerdy ambience to the place but it violates at least four of those prohibitions.

[LadyStarblade]

@Stud_Cumming

Is there somewhere outside that I can park the TARDIS?

I’ll refer you to Rule #29 of The Lounge™. Happy parking! (We don’t recommend parking outside. Too many dumpster fires being set right now!)

@RRRob

#29. Transdimensional vehicles may be parked in the foyer provided they are set to phase out into their respective pocket dimensions so as to prevent blocking the main entrance.

• First violation will result in a fine.
• Second violation will result in a larger fine and impoundment of the vehicle.
• Third violation and onward will result in the maximum fine, impoundment of the vehicle, and revokation of the owner’s foyer parking permit for a period not less than one year (objective). The Super-Secret Pseudo-Private Regular Lounge™ shields will be set to only permit the violator to park in sub-basement #3n, which is a 3n-hour walk (subjective) from the Lounge where n = (cumulative number of Rule #29 violations - 2).

[Vader]

@TraV333-IGD

corn maze

But you repeat yourself.

[Jonathan_Eckley]

There’s a LOT of crates of soon-to-expire ‘Raisin Slugs’ that we are supposed to give out to Trick-or-Treaters, but having seen them I’m not so sure anymore.

[DAV]

@RRRob

Attempts to strangle or otherwise injure patrons

This does not apply to your bartenders, who may indeed attempt to strangle patrons, at any time of year, but most especially on amateur nights (Halloween, New Year’s Eve, and St. Patrick’s Day). Tip thoughtfully.

[RRRob]

Three words:

CANDY CORN MAZE