𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

Prost on your safe return!
:beers:

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Flip the lid before drinking to prevent tooth damage.

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It’s that time of year, folks!

Given that we just received a huge shipment of (I hope) plastic skeletal pieces, it’s a good time to remind everyone of The Lounge™’s Spooky Decor Rule!

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But my decorations tick every single one of those boxes. This is a witch hunt!

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checks schedule

Actually, the Witch Hunt isn’t until the 17th at midnight, right after the Zombie Shuffle. Please sign up on the Announcement Board if you’d like to participate (or be the target of) said Hunt!

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I keep getting lost looking for the corn maze.

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Just wake me when it’s Turkey Day…:roll_eyes:

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Okay but what if I drip, ooze, and crawl? You’re not going to discriminate are you???

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Unless you’re hanging from the ceiling, mounted on the wall, or anchored to a tabletop, you’re not decor. No worries!

(The above guidelines are suspended during the All Hallows’ Eve Ball on the 31st. We’re probably all going to be on the ceiling, walls, and tables at that point!)

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Listen, could someone just fill this up with candy for me already? :bucket:

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39704-Candy-Corn-Gif

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Here ya go

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JINX!!

(Hallows know there’s enough of that…stuff…around.)

Candy Corn GIF by Lewis Black

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Thanks, everyone - this stuff tastes terrible, as you all well know, but I have to eat the first bucketful for science to remind myself that it’s terrible.

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Is there somewhere outside that I can park the TARDIS? I thought it would bring a nice bit of a nerdy ambience to the place but it violates at least four of those prohibitions.

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I’ll refer you to Rule #29 of The Lounge™. Happy parking! (We don’t recommend parking outside. Too many dumpster fires being set right now!)

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But you repeat yourself.

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There’s a LOT of crates of soon-to-expire ‘Raisin Slugs’ that we are supposed to give out to Trick-or-Treaters, but having seen them I’m not so sure anymore.

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This does not apply to your bartenders, who may indeed attempt to strangle patrons, at any time of year, but most especially on amateur nights (Halloween, New Year’s Eve, and St. Patrick’s Day). Tip thoughtfully.

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Three words:

CANDY CORN MAZE

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