𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

[jimmy_two_times]

In Dreams - clip from Blue Velvet

[wyswysia]

I like to cover multiple genres with my costumes.

[RRRob]

@RRRob

The Super-Secret Pseudo-Private Regular Lounge™ shields will be set to only permit the violator to park in sub-basement #3n, which is a 3n-hour walk (subjective) from the Lounge where n = (cumulative number of Rule #29 violations - 2).

It’s important to note that n is an exponent, not a scalar, in order to discourage scofflaws. That is,

The Super-Secret Pseudo-Private Regular Lounge™ shields will be set to only permit the violator to park in sub-basement #3ⁿ, which is a 3ⁿ-hour walk (subjective) from the Lounge where n = (cumulative number of Rule #29 violations - 2).

Three cumulative violations, you walk for three hours. Four violations, you walk for nine hours. Five violations, and you literally will be walking all day. It’s all subjective, of course; no time will have passed objectively.

[Vader]

"This deal is getting worse all the time"

[LadyStarblade]

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH!

[moviegique]

You were misinformed.

[perfectfaceforradio]

It’s neither candy, nor corn… A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in high fructose corn syrup…

[TheBindingPolymer]

Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, corn. THHHHHPT!

[DAV]

Somebody’s gotta eat it, I guess. It’s no good for house insulation, and it won’t qualify for clean fill.

Oh hey lookit, I get fake cake.

[Aquarius]

Enjoy your fake party, @DAV! Do not eat or drink anything.

[DAV]

[wyswysia]

[DAV]

This is fine. It’s how I’ve spent every work day for the past 2.something years. Brb, there’s a squirrel looking in at me. His name is Arnold.

[Jonathan_Eckley]

Happy cakes to you

[wyswysia]

< warning > I’m going to be bringing back copious amounts of port next week. Since we only have 1 liter steins thanks to @LadyStarblade, I suggest you spend the time upping your tolerance. < /warning >

[Aquarius]

Stay calm, everyone: I’ll start laying in a stash of bleu cheese and fine cigars now.

[klcorridon]

Ooh! Port Wine Sauce!

[FreemanLowell]

@wyswysia

I’m going to be bringing back copious amounts of port next week.

I read that as pot. But port’s good, too - I guess.

[jimmy_two_times]

@wyswysia

I suggest you spend the time upping your tolerance. < /warning >

Nope. Jack Kerouac favored port, and since I have a mental age of about sixteen, so do I.

And I totally do not have a court date for drinking-related offenses tomorrow afternoon, so I say do it!

OTOH, I have a “kind of” cool new watch that “kind of” works, in the way that all analog chronograph watches do…but I have a new Zippo and a new torch insert for it, filled up with Lotus Premium Butane.

Accept no substitutes.

And a half a pack of menthols.

Do it!

C’mon! Hit me! Yeah!

[LadyStarblade]

Okay, NO ONE PANIC at the burning smell! With the possibility of snow flurries tonight, we’ve turned on the heat for the first time in six months and apparently the duct cleaning guys weren’t very thorough.

I’m told the “cooked troll” smell should pass in a few hours.

Thank you for your attention!