Heās got quite a few side gigs from what I understand. Busy, busy, busy.
So is he a lube distributor, a distributor working on old engines, or a distributor distributor?
Yes.
I knew you were going to say that! I must be a physic!
Itās physics, man, physics.
Not physics, a physic. Get it right, or youāll need physicking yourself.
Oh, like a physiciatrist!
More like a physic-ian.
Ian owes me money.
Iāll pass. I prefer to keep my blood inside and my mercury outside. Itās just a thing.
There is a patron that is abusing the āHovercraft Onlyā parking area; to clarify, 10 feral cats in an old refrigerator box is NOT a hovercraftā¦there is ample Crazy Cat Parent parking near the hamster cages !
Are the cats generating lift via static electricity? Might be a loophole.
Ok, fess up yāall!
Who ate all the rum cake?
I made that for Turkey Day!
Sigh
Go, go calypso, goā¦
Sigh
Fine, Iāll make more. Or, maybe some fried bread puddin with rum sauce and whipped creamā¦
But so help me God, if yāall eat that before Turkey Dayā¦
Well someone put candles in it, and well, I thought it was a birthday cake. It was very good though! (there will be no comments on exactly how many candles were on said cake, BTW)
I mean, I use a lot of rum, so Iād probably have avoided any open flames around it?
But, as long as it made a good birthday cake for you. Itās all good.
Oh, good, I was afraid bagpipers were lurking around somewhere.
Excuse me, donāt want to interrupt but:
The wind is starting to pick up a bit outside, so those of you who have their giant hamster balls parked outside may wish to go and check theyāre properly tethered.
Yes, and after trying a few, I need to say, you people really need to step up your seasoning game !
If Iāve said it once, Iāve said a thousand times, salt, salt, salt !
Oh, Baeā¦
On this Turkey Day Eve, weāve been asked by Gizmoplex Theater Staff if they could use our kitchen to make additional snacks so the theater snack bar doesnāt get overwhelmed.
I said sure, then thoughtā¦āWait, we have a kitchen in here? Since when?ā
Did anyone else know this? And if so, where the heck is it?