No Gary was banned from Nessieās cave when I realised he was the one feeding her peanut butter.
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People should have stopped trying to make new Christmas songs long ago.
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GREAT NEWS, THOUGH
GUESS WHAT WE -DO- HAVE ON THE JUKEBOX??? 
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Of course you realize this means war.
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YOU KEEP CHRISTMAS IN YOUR OWN WAY AND LET ME KEEP IT IN MINE
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Hey, if you two donāt knock it off, weāre going to put this on the jukebox non-stop and youāll have to answer for it!!
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grumble grumble grumble
FINE
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Pft. You call those Xmas songs?
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Gimme dat olā tyme musick!
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Yeah, weāre still paying off that team of janitors we needed for āJifās Revengeāā¦ 
Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all of that peanut butter out of her teeth? YOU try brushing a plesiosaurās teeth when all she wants to do is play with you!
Never again. I think Gary was banished to fighting the dumpster fire after that. Funnily enough, we havenāt heard from Gary for a while. 
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All of this reminds me, was the rule on decorating Nessieās cave ratified? Specifically NOT to decorate Nessieās Cave (side-eyes @LadyStarblade). She eats the decorations and the streamers get caught in her throat.
No worries. I stapled-gunned an Elf-on-the-Shelf to the door down to the Cave to ward off trespassers. 
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Best use of an Elf-on-a-Shelf. 
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I thought so.
Very satisfying. 
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Gore on the Door. Indeed. 
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Nessie nibbled the Elf off.
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