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Right. RIGHT! And now Im supposed to give up something I love for a certain amount of days?

Buddy, Ive given up enough stuff I loved in my life. We all make sacrifices ok?

DISCLAIMER

and may I just say I am in no way dissing the son of God. I respect whatever it is you believe in. Please do not be offended. Its all in good fun. YAY GOD!

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Hah! According to my notes, I gave up salads for Lent

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I gave up giving up anything! Take that Savior!

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Oww! My stigmata!

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I tried to give up chemotherapy for lent, but was told that wasn’t allowed. And not just because I’m not a catholic.

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A) We love you @Vader

Also B) us non-believers are just having a party :tada::tada::smiley::man_dancing::woman_cartwheeling:

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No fun allowed.

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I think a few people could pay off the guards and roll that rock away and make off with my fetchingly shrouded corpse.

Back off lady, I’m already married! :rofl:

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What just happened there! OK. Nice find!

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As am I… but I still love you!

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I gave up Lent for Lent. :man_shrugging:

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Eh. Lent, schment.

Tomb’s almost empty!

Wait a minute!!! Check it out! You know what time it is in Rome? Yeah!

Get down y’all!

Trust me, if I had a big old hamberder, I’d be eating that too!

I ate fish on Friday. With bacon. :smiling_imp:

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Oh no Vader… you didnt get an egg! Im sorry my friend!

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@Vader you also get a prize for being a very brave egg!

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Don’t worry 'bout it. I don’t need to be a part of everything.

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Girl, breaking all the rules deserves a prize.

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You should get a prize for your sacrifice. Stay strong bruh!
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I gotta say… looking for all this butt stuff has taken me to a place I never even knew existed.

So thank you. All of you. For forcing me to have images permanently burned into my mind that will haunt me until my last breath.

I feel like the only fair thing to do, is to pull you all down this hole (no pun), and make sure you experience this whole other world of butt stuff with me. Youre about to see butts on stuff that never should have a butt. Its actually very similar to THE MASK. You wont be able to look away. You will oddly feel then urge for more. We will take this journey… together.

Anyway…

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