𝙏𝙝𝙚 Super-Secret, Pseudo-Private, Regular Lounge™ 🤫

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Eh, not my favorite place to be poking around…


Well find yourself a thick pair of rubber gloves and invest in a gas mask JRock cause we’re about to get elbows deep all up on here!


Wow as I read that back I kinda threw up in my mouth a little lol


You know what the slim-hipped one says about old Swampy over there and her mathematician husband.

“Never mix, never worry!”

Then again, this is the lounge, and I had me and a couple fellas bring over an organ and speaker just now. It’s by the bar, just don’t put no drinks on my instrument. I call her Shirley, and nobody touches that organ except for me. Probably even don’t know how to turn her on. Flip up run and start switches, relea I mean, just don’t be playing none!

And it’s now officially done with Easter morning shenanigans. I love you, honey, but I really don’t want an ass-egg. Got my own thing here.

But in the spirit of the beginning of the Easter season, which is here until Pentecost, so, this year, May 19, looks like.

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Well with the “keep it clean” banner up top and then all the butt stuff going on…


Welllll? Ok. I have just one more anyway.

So, I guess Cartoon Cat wasnt enough to keep me up at night. Theres something else out there thats been acting as good as gas for my nightmare fuel.

I don’t understand what it is or why it is…it just is. omg what the heck is it???

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Good lord!

What have you done!

I don’t know what that is, but that is pretty terrifying!

Righteous! Rock over London, rock home Chicago. Wheaties! Breakfast of champions!

Cut that mullet, Jimmy.

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It is a filthy rats nest, and I must cut that hair!

Nice reference…I forgot about that as a dedicated tune…dedicated to Pontiac, we build excitement.

(For those playing along at home, it’s yet another Wesley Willis classic…one whose lyrics that I find myself repeating to myself sometimes when batman is not really running me amok, because he is a stupid jerk.)

HEY @Chrissy13.

Can you draw/make (I don’t know how computer things work much) Crazy Cat eating a bowling ball while admiring with a salute a flag?

Flag of any sort, really. I prefer flag on the moon, but that’s just because most people here some to really dislike Coleman Francis movies, and even especially that one.

It would go over … over there … by the fireplace … but where I can see it from behind the Hammond console.

Where is anymore clown around here?

I must have to punch a clown. Bushmills “Prohibition Recipe” is rotten, like fish in a henhouse or stench on a hobo. Not just awful, but godawful.

I have manfully refrained from vomiting, and it will be sufficient hours before I pilot a vehicle that I will not be a menace. Unfortunately, my vehicle claims I have twelve miles before fuel is depleted, so I have to make a detour stat out of my to work…

I don’t think the car computer is really telling me the truth…I can probably make it to the place nearer work, but…having run out of gasoline…maybe twice in the past…it’s kind of a hassle. You know, the car just stops, pretty much, and there’s some pushing involved.

You know what the funny thing is? I seem to recall having spent more than my share of time pushing my own vehicles off the road. Uphill, in snow/ice, etc.

We need one of those, like, handypeople around here.

And also probably one of those cleaningpeople also, would be good.

I get a distinct aroma…around here…smells under armpits…not me…nobody took their shoes off, good…all right, who brought the dog?

My dog smells better than most humans. He stays.

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I’m confused. So this has nothing to do with the disappearing nuclear physicist and Colonel Mustard’s work on the new fusion bomb?


Umm… Yeah, we’ll go with that…

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Hey folks. Took a little break. I guess I got my eegah bruised. And Im trying to adjust to my parents basement.

I need for you to tell me you want me back and you want me to still be in charge of the entertainment in the Lounge™
Yes I need this validation. Im very lonely down here so I want to come back…if you want me to!

Yo Jimbo…got your crackers!


Oh, that’ll happen when Arch Hall Jr. is around.

I’m a guy, so I am incapable of saying things like that. I will let good old Arch handle this one for me as well. This one’s for you @Chrissy13

Arch Hall, Jr. - Vickie Chrissy

Nevermind the stuff about that Vickie chick, she wasn’t all cool and stuff, like you.


Hey @Chrissy13 - I live for your lounge parties! Please stick around here and hang with us; it would be a major bummer to lose your particular brand of Hinder-90.

(And I’ve been stuck relying on my parents to get back on my feet after a divorce - it gets better, I promise!)