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My dungeons are 100% interactive and 100% non-virtual! :woman_shrugging:

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You should have a Crazy Eddie-style tv commercial.

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Why do the hotdogs have faces?? :grimacing:

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I want hot dogs for the adults.

And is there popcorn available for the Memorial Day Sale of Dungeons?

As a soon to be guest of the Armetus residence, this has me mildly somewhat very extremely concerned.

Oh, well, I’m sure it will be fine…

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BRB, telling Katie to get stuffed so I can concentrate on my Dungeon empire full-time.

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I keep trying to get into the dungeon keeping business, but it’s so hard when you rent!

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Don’t get SHACKLED into those TORTUROUS interest rates! Come on DOWN (way down) to Crazy Aquarius’s today!

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Man, a whole dungeon at 90% off? I can’t afford NOT to buy one!

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Is everyone else doing the voice in their head when they read these? I know I am.

Yeah. I also tried getting into the dungeon game a while back, but the market was saturated with those “50 shades” rooms. As tempting as that was, just not my bag.

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Whatta ya mean? Ya mean, your hot dogs dont have faces in the mid west?

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Hot dogs need faces to say their safe words. Are you sure you’ve done this before?

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o7

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I didnt realize it was Memorial Day Weekend, but its fitting that United Servo Academy Men’s Choral Director Vice Brigadier Sir Thomas “Bullhead” Servo would be blessing us with a performance from his choir.

Thank you Sir Thomas! Thank you to all the Armed Forces and the brave people who make so many sacrifices to keep our country safe!

Supercalafragalisticexpiala-wacky

GOD(or creator of your choice) BLESS AMERICA!

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You might forget the gas and shells, Parley-voo.
You might forget the gas and shells, Parley-voo.
You might forget the groans and yells
But you’ll never forget the mademoiselles,
Hinky, dinky, parley-voo.

(My calendar says Memorial Day is the 27th, or am I missing something?)

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Just remember, they have to sing “Hotel California” before every song per Rule #14.2.

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Oh shizzzz…lol. I dont even know what todays date is lol but they will still perform to celebrate the holiday.

My pop used to sing…

The first Marine who ate the bean,
Parlez-Vous
The second Marine who ate the bean,
Parlez-Vous
The third Marine who ate the bean,
something, something, something
Hinky Stinky Parlez-Vous!
I was a little Chrissy13 I cant remember

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I will be sure they are aware of the rule. Now, must they sing entire song?