For those of you got the newsletter this week, you may have read about the craft service drama at the LA shoot involving a pile of uneaten Svenhard’s Raisin Snails.
This, of course, is an important issue for everyone who backed season 13 of MST3K. So I though the best thing to do was create a designated thread to discuss the drama surrounding this event.
If they were called a Chelsea bun (why yes, I do watch a lot of the Great British Bake Off/Baking Show), they would be gone. Calling them a snail conjures phantom garlic and rubberiness. Not what I’m after in a breakfast pastry.
It’s crow’s latest screenplay, “Invasion of the Raisin Snails.” I’m picturing a race of snails made of raisins flying in on their spaceships made of cinnamon toast. The name of the raisin snail invasion leader should be Sven, played by Joe Don Baker.
Raisin snails is just off the charts for bad product naming. It wouldn’t matter if the thing was flavor nirvana, you’ve encased it in culinary kryptonite. Now whatever you think of what’s in the can, Hamdingers is a peppy feel good name!
This was my first thought too, I had to double-take at the photos to make sure I was seeing it right. Raisin Snails, seriously? I shiver to think what they’d call those little pecan twirls; maybe Crunchy Snails?
“Little Debbie is just crushing us in the market, I don’t understand it!”