#SvenhardGate

What, pray tell, do you have against things, good creature? :face_with_monocle:

They can’t possibly measure up to stuff.

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Welcome Chefs, and for this round of Chopped you will need to make dinner based on the items in this mystery basket. And we have:
A Jar of Stuff
Soylent Green
Almost Pizza
and Fabricants Soap.

Your 30 minute round, starts now.

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So frozen pizza then :rofl:

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Oh it’s not frozen pizza, It’s Almost Pizza.

So like the super thin crust pizza that’s basically a cracker with pizza toppings?

Oh no, that would still be pizza, This is Almost Pizza.

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Is it from that Cup 'o Pizza place from down the road?

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No, pizza in a cup you could still legally call pizza.

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When I was a kid, my mom would put spaghetti sauce and mozzarella on a piece of rye bread and stick it in the oven and feed it to me as “pizza bread.” Is that still legally pizza?

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Under Almost Pizza criteria, I do believe that would also be pizza.

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Yes, but…
Is it a sandwich?
(We’re mixing up every topic now :face_with_hand_over_mouth:)

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Raisin Cane was a villain in Marvel Comics’ Strawberry Shortcake series.

Just sayin’.

@Editor
Golden Corral’s new tie-in!! :scream_cat:

Ahhhh Don’t make me bring the Uncanny X-Melmen into this, Raisin Cane is nothing to Magmeato Mutant master of meat products.

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Sounds like something that gets served with a side of Potato Planks [tm] and a Sitz-Bath-Sized Mello Yello [tm].

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Before this thread goes further of the rails. I present context:
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I found a book about Raisin’ Snails. Says so right in the title!

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I heard sales for the book were a bit… Sluggish.

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Man, you better hope Eddie Nelson didn’t hear that.

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Didn’t the Pod People dude direct that?