What, pray tell, do you have against things, good creature?
Welcome Chefs, and for this round of Chopped you will need to make dinner based on the items in this mystery basket. And we have:
A Jar of Stuff
Soylent Green
Almost Pizza
and Fabricants Soap.
Your 30 minute round, starts now.
So frozen pizza then
Oh it’s not frozen pizza, It’s Almost Pizza.
So like the super thin crust pizza that’s basically a cracker with pizza toppings?
Oh no, that would still be pizza, This is Almost Pizza.
Is it from that Cup 'o Pizza place from down the road?
No, pizza in a cup you could still legally call pizza.
When I was a kid, my mom would put spaghetti sauce and mozzarella on a piece of rye bread and stick it in the oven and feed it to me as “pizza bread.” Is that still legally pizza?
Under Almost Pizza criteria, I do believe that would also be pizza.
Yes, but…
Is it a sandwich?
(We’re mixing up every topic now )
Raisin Cane was a villain in Marvel Comics’ Strawberry Shortcake series.
Just sayin’.
@Editor
Golden Corral’s new tie-in!!
Ahhhh Don’t make me bring the Uncanny X-Melmen into this, Raisin Cane is nothing to Magmeato Mutant master of meat products.
Sounds like something that gets served with a side of Potato Planks [tm] and a Sitz-Bath-Sized Mello Yello [tm].
I found a book about Raisin’ Snails. Says so right in the title!
I heard sales for the book were a bit… Sluggish.
Man, you better hope Eddie Nelson didn’t hear that.
Didn’t the Pod People dude direct that?