Sweet Christmas, what happened to my time?

I’ve been SO busy writing I haven’t been able to catch up with all the new shows, let alone visit this place.

So. How is everybody?

My, how you’ve all grown.


I’m doing just fine, thanks for asking. How about yourself?

As far as growing is concerned, perhaps in a spiritual, or metaphysical sense, but at my age I am shrinking if anything.



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Also, hope all is well out that-a-ways, then.

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Well if what you were writing happened to be posts on this forum instead of whatever enriching pursuit you chose instead, you’d not have this problem.



Had a slight weapons malfunction… but, uh, everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine… We’re all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?


It’s true… but my bills demand payment. I was caught in between a rock and a hard place.

Lots of snacks and virtually no exercise will have that effect.


So… so I told Gary that I was going on this vacation so he goes “well then I’m going hunting with Jeff next weekend.” well that’s when we were at Knives and then Lou sang ‘Fernando’ and then Gary oh he sings so good oh you should meet Jeff some time do you like Barry Manilow songs I know the farmers need rain but when it’s damp like this my hair just explodes just ex-PAH-LO-des ooh ooh feeling kinda gassy McNuggets you know they make me so gassy all that grease and all it really helps if you drink eight-ten glasses of water a day did you know that sometimes I drink five sometimes I drink nine just to make up for the other three I didn’t drink coffee and diet drinks don’t count either you know this is pretty country isn’t it you know it’s really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn’t get accepted to college you know I’m going to have to revise my twenty-year plan but did I tell you about my twenty-year plan okay well okay listen here in year one this is the year when I’m going to take off those extra seven pounds you know that’s equal to seven pounds of butter haha so it’s like I’m wearing seven pounds of butter ha and well uh oh where was I oh oh yeah so my aunt and uncle here they did celebrate their twentieth anniversary and my uncle wanted to sing ‘Sunset Sunrise’ and he wanted me to sing it and I haven’t sung that since Cindy’s wedding and well she never thanked me for that… well she’s really busy and all.

I’m glad ya asked! How’re you?


I remain, in general, confused.