I get really depressed any time I see a Union Pacific train.
I always watch out for snakes.
I quietly wonder if there’s beer on the sun.
I worry about evil women trapping astronauts on the dark side of the moon
I think that Gamera is really neat. After all, he’s filled with turtle meat!
I don’t trust forklift operators named Rocky.
I’m eating Flav-O-Fibes for lunch.
I instinctively slap apples away when they’re offered to me.
I wonder how a flag got on the moon.
This is absolutely fascinating.
One word: HAMDINGERS
I leave Robert Denby alone.
He’s elusive anyway.
I hope one day to take my beloved to a scavenger sale.
What about a weenie roast?
I only own one jar of mustard.
The Master would not approve
I want to decide who lives and who dies.
I desperately hope Lembach will stay.
I had a dream last night about trying to buy a hard-to-find candy dispenser with a clear plastic globe.