Tell me you're an MST3K fan without telling me you're an MST3K fan

[MichaelRobertson]

I get really depressed any time I see a Union Pacific train.

[FlyingSquid]

I always watch out for snakes.

[optiMSTie]

I quietly wonder if there’s beer on the sun.

[FridgeLargemeat]

I worry about evil women trapping astronauts on the dark side of the moon

[nPMarley]

I think that Gamera is really neat. After all, he’s filled with turtle meat!

[MichaelRobertson]

I don’t trust forklift operators named Rocky.

[FlyingSquid]

I’m eating Flav-O-Fibes for lunch.

[optiMSTie]

I instinctively slap apples away when they’re offered to me.

[trdsf]

I wonder how a flag got on the moon.

[TeriG]

This is absolutely fascinating.

[PlayMystieforMe]

One word: HAMDINGERS

[FlyingSquid]

I leave Robert Denby alone.

He’s elusive anyway.

[MichaelRobertson]

I hope one day to take my beloved to a scavenger sale.

[FlyingSquid]

What about a weenie roast?

[optiMSTie]

I only own one jar of mustard.

[Lisabo]

The Master would not approve

[Ansible]

I want to decide who lives and who dies.

[TheHippy]

Richard Basehart!

[McCloud]

I desperately hope Lembach will stay.

[EBK]

I had a dream last night about trying to buy a hard-to-find candy dispenser with a clear plastic globe.