Tell me you're an MST3K fan without telling me you're an MST3K fan

I get really depressed any time I see a Union Pacific train.

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I always watch out for snakes.

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I quietly wonder if there’s beer on the sun.

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I worry about evil women trapping astronauts on the dark side of the moon

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I think that Gamera is really neat. After all, he’s filled with turtle meat!

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I don’t trust forklift operators named Rocky.

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I’m eating Flav-O-Fibes for lunch.

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I instinctively slap apples away when they’re offered to me.

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I wonder how a flag got on the moon.

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This is absolutely fascinating.

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One word: HAMDINGERS :wink:

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I leave Robert Denby alone.

He’s elusive anyway.

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I hope one day to take my beloved to a scavenger sale.

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What about a weenie roast?

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I only own one jar of mustard.

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The Master would not approve

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I want to decide who lives and who dies.

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Richard Basehart!

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I desperately hope Lembach will stay.

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I had a dream last night about trying to buy a hard-to-find candy dispenser with a clear plastic globe.

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