Tell me you're an MST3K fan without telling me you're an MST3K fan

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Rock Climbing.

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You tell me you’re an MST3K fan without telling me you’re an MST3K fan. I’m bitter.

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I like to hang out at the judo range

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How many large mouth bass can you swallow? I’m up to zero…

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I know a couple of guys who really do like pie.

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I’ll answer any question for a RAM Chip.

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It doesn’t matter where I am - in a long line at the grocery store, at work, sitting in a theater, or even during a Catholic Mass… but I frequently burst out with gales of sudden, inappropriate laughter, then stop, violently turn to the person next to me and shout…

“YOU’RE STUCK HERE!”

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I know where the fish lives

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Asking, “Didja see my butt?” after presenting like a mandrill

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I whisper “Mitchell!” every time I hop a low wall.

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I put my faith in Blast Hardcheese.

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I politely but firmly ask everyone to stop and go up a shirt size.

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I hike, hike, hike, hike my pants up.

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Whenever I’m down, I think to myself- “At least I’m not an anteater.”

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I’m ready for some football.

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I moonlight as Turkey Volume Guessing Man.

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I sometimes ask people: “Are you happy in your work?”

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Lookie, lookie, lookie, look at my thorax.

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I long to have weekly ontological discussions about the nature of puppets (and their symbiotic relationship to man).

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Whenever a race is about to start, I yell out, “We’ve got racin sign y’all!”

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