I never forget to buy crackers.
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I am livid with proudness.
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I’m willing to spend a lot of time and money to prank some people by using a penguin suit.
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Huzzah!
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When I sport the dry look, it includes cacti.
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I like to snack on Flavo-Fibes.
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OLE’ !!
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“I’m NOT an MST3K fan”
huge theatrical wink
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olé
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BoneHead 4 Life, yo!
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There’s a small golden man who reads to me from a dirty book.
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I believe that if a film is released in late December: It’s a Christmas movie.
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During the landlady’s Ball, I invite a friend, the friend’s cousin, and the cousin’s date to watch Sliders in another room.
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I have a squat crimson pig, that I made myself, but I don’t show it to anybody except the gods.
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Hello mister average.
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She called me average! Yeah! Eat that golden spider!
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They’re doing construction on the building where I live. I looked out my window, saw a forklift, got a certain song stuck in my head and now know what I’m watching today.
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My nose wheel feels mushy.
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I can’t look at the cover of Leonard Maltin’s Movie Guide without thinking: “Oh, it’s the book that gave Laserblast two-and-a-half stars.”
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I may, on occasion, salute the end credits theme.
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