Tell me you're an MST3K fan without telling me you're an MST3K fan

[Amanda_Gregory]

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this story before.

I was on a client call, and the client was walking around outside their shop.

Mid sentence they stopped and yelled “A SNAKE!”

It was EVERYTHING I could do not to respond with “LOOK OUT FOR SNAKES!”

[Chelsea_Nelson]

I can’t watch any movies seriously anymore. I’m always prepping a punchline.

[TheBindingPolymer]

Sometimes you can’t tell if I’m looking at you or away from you.

[BetterThanAverageJoe]

If you’re referring to my burn-in - It’s the Shout Factory mst3k channel butterfly after nearly 4 years of only watching MST3K. Except for Grand Sumo tournaments every 2 months.

[Jargon]

I freak out when a Milky Way suddenly turns into a Snickers

[ArtCrow]

I play Moonopoly with Hundred Percent Hubbard.

[Stud_Cumming]

I remember that the spelling of Rene Cardona’s name has two 'r’s in it because it’s the same as the number of 'r’s in “career”.

[CLANG_Potroast]

My laptop came to me “gently used” (and relatively cheap). But because I failed to spend enough time testing out the keypad before buying, I ended up with a BOOBYYY!!-trapped version which randomly blows up a window to 5000X the desired size if your finger strays too much to the edges and corners of the pad. Nothing to do but close the tab and start over. Every. Time. Of course, as the machine ages, the problem is more frequent.

Anyway, I’ve now taken to coping with my irritation by grumbling, “Oh, stop Eye-Gordon-ing, will you PLEASE??!!” at it every time it does this.

[ArtCrow]

Sometimes I’ll do stuff for the Kicks!

[Derek]

I chew raisin snails and spit killer shrew!

[moviegique]

I often do things, you know, for kids.

Wait, that’s telling you I’m a Coen Bros fan without telling you I’m a Coen Bros fan.

[ArtCrow]

I start my day with a Mug of Doom.

[TeenageHonvedFan]

Thoughts and prayers for this hero is one.

[optiMSTie]

I’m ecstatic when posed with the choice between a biker movie and a skydiving movie.

[klcorridon]

I call my lunchbox ‘Francis’.

[TheBindingPolymer]

It doesn’t say “not a seat”, so…

[CLANG_Potroast]

I wow everyone with my incredibly detailed plans to take walking tours of Chicago.

(And of course by wow I mean, “Put to sleep.”)

[TomServo78]

Gold and red robots

Floating on Solar winds
Wrapped in a metal bone

All else are bad movies

[CMWaters]

But you only carry coffee, a penny and a broken cigarette in it.

[ArtCrow]

I have debates between Clones vs. Mummies.