Tell me you're an MST3K fan without telling me you're an MST3K fan

I probably have lunch in my gas expulsion sump too often.

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I’m finally considering a Smart Phone, but only because I found a case that looks like cheese. (And naturally I will call it the Cheese Phone at all times.)

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Mr. wyswsyia and I are learning different languages on Duolingo. When we come across a strange sentence, we’ll say it to each other. The only correct response is a loud “So you’re a Delta Knight too?”

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Es wird ein schöner Tag, wenn es nicht regnet.

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Wenn die Sonne nicht zu warm ist.

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Il fait toujours beau s’il ne pleut pas.

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At work, I sometimes shout, “We’ve got movie sign!” when the buzzing alarms go off every time the conveyors start up.

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My arteries look at each other shaking their heads when i drink milk.

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I casually scream for things to end when they’ve gone on too long.

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It’s not “Thanksgiving”
It’s “Turkey Day”

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I welcome Minsky’s dominion

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I refer to random unconnected events as a “cavalcade.”

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I am often taken under the wing of ice skaters and baseball players.

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I long to be an Ostrich race bookie.

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I’ve been thinking of paring-down my book collection to just “The Pelican Brief” by John Grisham.

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I go to this mall for shopping.

kurt cobain nirvana GIF

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Since I started tuning into the Turkey Day marathon, a haven’t referred to Turkey Day as Thanksgiving.

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Clint Eastwood will never make another movie after his first one.

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When a commercial says “In the not to distant future…” I feel the need to respond with “Next Sunday AD”, “Way down in Deep 13”, “Somewhere in Time and Space” or “Next Sunday Afternoon”.

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SAME.

It’s almost Pavlovian at this point. LOL!

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