Suck, let’s go with THAT word, movie!
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“Lucky thread, they’re about to find out that this craft project features Ben Murphy.” - Ben Murphy reflecting on his collaboration with @wyswysia
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I can never listen to ELO the same again…
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I no longer use the term “munchies” to refer to snacks or the need to consume snacks out of fear of summoning an Eldritch Abomination™.
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I ask myself in song, “Are you happy in your work?”
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While hammering something… with a hammer… this weekend, I caught myself singing, “I sing whatever I sing whenever I sing”
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Am I an alien? Am I straight or gay? Mac and Me!
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My wife is calculating retirement benefits for some workers at an office in Puerto Rico, and I have to restrain myself from saying things like “A century ago!” and “GAMBLING!”
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Bad movie? You’re soaking in it!
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There’s a shoe shine guy in the lobby of the building where I buy smoothies in the morning. Today he had a young apprentice working with him on a big order. I had to fight the urge to ask her how she felt about shining shoes.
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She likes it very much. Did you ask him if your weapons are useless against him?
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I was going to bring my shoes in for repair, but they seem to be covered in artisanal space micro-cheese. Not sure if the shop can help with that. 
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I sang a love song to a turtle.
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That if anyone mentions anything about a “clown in the sky”, it’s more than enough to get you a little teary-eyed.
(Either for Joel solemnly packing away the Bots on camera, or the many nights spent in 2022 watching the episodes you funded on fun watchalong threads with fellow fans)
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When I’m outside with my cat, I point at every turtle or tortoise and say, “It’s Gamera! Gamera is friend to all kitties!”
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I say “I hate Gamera” in an indecipherable accent.
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My new slow cooker cookbook includes a recipe for wassail, but frankly it’s easier to buy it canned. Besides, July was months ago.
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Christmastime is great weather for surfboards with your loved ones.
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My ringtone is a chiptune version of the theme from Pumaman.
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It’s! My phone! It rings like a mo-ron!
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