Suck, let’s go with THAT word, movie!
“Lucky thread, they’re about to find out that this craft project features Ben Murphy.” - Ben Murphy reflecting on his collaboration with @wyswysia
I can never listen to ELO the same again…
I no longer use the term “munchies” to refer to snacks or the need to consume snacks out of fear of summoning an Eldritch Abomination™.
I ask myself in song, “Are you happy in your work?”
While hammering something… with a hammer… this weekend, I caught myself singing, “I sing whatever I sing whenever I sing”
Am I an alien? Am I straight or gay? Mac and Me!
My wife is calculating retirement benefits for some workers at an office in Puerto Rico, and I have to restrain myself from saying things like “A century ago!” and “GAMBLING!”
Bad movie? You’re soaking in it!
There’s a shoe shine guy in the lobby of the building where I buy smoothies in the morning. Today he had a young apprentice working with him on a big order. I had to fight the urge to ask her how she felt about shining shoes.
She likes it very much. Did you ask him if your weapons are useless against him?
I was going to bring my shoes in for repair, but they seem to be covered in artisanal space micro-cheese. Not sure if the shop can help with that.
I sang a love song to a turtle.
That if anyone mentions anything about a “clown in the sky”, it’s more than enough to get you a little teary-eyed.
(Either for Joel solemnly packing away the Bots on camera, or the many nights spent in 2022 watching the episodes you funded on fun watchalong threads with fellow fans)
When I’m outside with my cat, I point at every turtle or tortoise and say, “It’s Gamera! Gamera is friend to all kitties!”
I say “I hate Gamera” in an indecipherable accent.
My new slow cooker cookbook includes a recipe for wassail, but frankly it’s easier to buy it canned. Besides, July was months ago.
Christmastime is great weather for surfboards with your loved ones.
My ringtone is a chiptune version of the theme from Pumaman.
It’s! My phone! It rings like a mo-ron!