I play the harmonica with my ass.
See forklift mishap videos on the internet, i hear the song “…they tried to kill him with a forklift, this is his song, Rocky and Ken…”
I wonder if there’s beer on the sun?
Also, I want to decide who lives and who dies.
I walk around my house telling my cats they are either Troy or Larry Csonka, and pretend Mike Pipper is my next door neighbor.
Getting ready for another round of trawling the house for donation-worthy reuseable items which we never actually use*:
“I’m BOXED in!!”
“AND I’m card-BORED!”
*The first Fall round was already covered in the thread where we all brag about mundane stuff
I only use genuine interociter parts.
I’m rather thrilled to have received a popcorn bucket.
I know two of the ripest tomatoes in town
I wish Benjamin Franklin haunted me when I was young. A founding father dispensing money advice? Sign me up!
Sure he’d also have a lot of good advice on how to be successful with the ladies that would be useful as well but might not apply so well in our modern society it would still be interesting to hear.
I know a fool-proof way to tell my grandmas apart.
I often travel in disguise just by changing my shirt.
Ok, but how much does it cost???
There’s an old timey college montage at the beginning of Matlock S4 E14 with the “Look at My Crotch” football cheer!
When the rewards for my second Kickstarter Backing of Season 13 meant for a buddy arrive days before his birthday and its lateness makes me look like a hero. THANK YOU SUPPLY CHAIN!!!
There’s a Marisa Tomei movie from the early nineties called Untamed Heart set in the Twin Cities. In one scene a TV has a huge KTMA logo and I just want that movie