Tell me you're an MST3K fan without telling me you're an MST3K fan

…and, “This is where the fish lives!” is the correct thing to tell the KITTY! when you’re placing treats in the tower for him, too.

Cat Space GIF by Abitan

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I refer to saddle-soap as the cleaning compound of deceit.

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If you tell a really stupid joke out of earshot of Mike Nelson, I will straight up tattle on you when he returns.

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Whenever I hear [quote=“Aquarius, post:1523, topic:6788”]
Mike Nelson
[/quote] my second thought is “around this time, my lungs were ACHING for air”

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I was at the dentist today, idly wondering about ancient dentistry and imagining a scary man laughing at me because I don’t know anything about it.

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The other day while petting one of the cats I asked her if she was happy in her work.

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I wear sensible brown slacks.

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I order a dish of ice cream.

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THEY WERE RIGHT, HE IS DR. GIGGLES:

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Checkin’ out whoever online’s villain du jour is and thinking, “Wow you sure come out looking like a real snickerdoodle.”

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I keep my spare dice in this Carousel Snack Dispenser. Also, I watch Joe Don Baker movies.

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When you correct the announcer’s pronunciation in the commercial: Trucks are what we do.

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But my Fingal won’t Dopple!

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I always cry when the robot dies.

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This looks faster than the ones in Space Mutiny

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Ejected from numerous roleplaying games for demanding to be Cherokee Jack.

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Aww, Poopie!

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I ALWAYS knew they were!!!

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“Yes, Coleman Francis is available to film your wedding ceremony”

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