ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH 
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A. Two – one to change it and one to declare how much better the old light was and that everything was ruined when the change was made.
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How many MSTies does it take to change a light bulb?
You change it. They’re bitter.
How many MSTies does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but half of them will get mad about it and want the old bulb back.
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Not bad, but this is also every fandom that ever held on more than a year. 
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Yeah, I was gonna say ‘also applies to Trekkies’.
Believe it or not, there are Trekkies on the 'Net complaining that the new ST is too ‘woke’. As though ST hasn’t been ‘woke’ from the beginning. :eyeroll:
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Yeah… I was still on LJ a lot when the first of the new Trek movies came out. Hoo boy… 
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What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are two dollars a pack. Deer Nuts are under a buck.
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A priest talked to God.
“God, what is a million years to you.”
“A second.”
“What is a million dollars to you?”
“A single cent.”
“Can I borrow a penny.”
“Sure, give me a second.”
My favorite joke:
Three kids are at trial. The judge asks the first kid “who are you and what did you do?”
The first kid says “I’m Kenny and I threw peanuts at the elephants.”
The judge asks the second kid the same question. The second kid responds “I’m Rick and I threw peanuts at the elephants.”
The judge asks the third kid, all bloody and bruised, the same question. The response?
“I’m Peanuts.”
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Is this joke happening in America USA? Cuz that judge might need a refresher.
I hate lightbulb’s new voice!!
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How many watts?
This joke was in my head when I woke up the other day. Not sure if it is original, or my subconscious just reminded me…
What do you call half a dancing bear?
A big mess
The talk in the Odd House thread about small towns reminded me of this magical late 1980s gem:
Q: Why did Prineville, Oregon become a ghost town?
A: Someone erected a Drink Canada Dry billboard and everyone obeyed it.
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