Terrible Stretch Goal Ideas

I thought the MST power couple was Gypsy and Richard basehart?

Or was it Steffi the babysitter and bobo?

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Crow and Kim

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Can I do this in 1/2 hour sessions over a year? Because, that could work out to be cheeper than my Chiropractor?

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Or servo and creepy girl

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For every $20 pledged an anchovy pizza will sent to Katie’s house.

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(She doesn’t deserve pizza, but for $5 I’ll run by her front porch and throw a dead fish.)

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Couldn’t the KITTIES! put that fish to better use, though? :paw_prints:

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troutslap

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Done!
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Best Friends GIF

ETA

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Not really a stretch goal (so much as a retch goal?), but every donation made will earn a reciprocal donation from the Patrick Cudahy Company of Cudahy, WI - in hamdingers!*

*My legal team have informed me that I must categorically state that the Patrick Cudahy Company of Cudahy, WI, will not in fact make any such donation.

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Unless she loves anchovies… this is an awesome stretch goal and in the wrong thread :wink:

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If I ever locate a Hamdingers can in the wild, I will place it reverently atop a small, tastefully decorated/logo’d plinth and announce to everyone that it’s what backers got sent after the snowglobes ran out.

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$500,000 and climb into The Creeping Terror.

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$200,000 and John Carradine sings for you.

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I hope it’s been vaccuumed and tidied up at least a couple of times since the Sixties.

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Would the perk be more valuable if it wasn’t? Imagine what you could find in there.

Imagination is an unnecessary burden in this case. :stuck_out_tongue:

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How much to creep into The Climbing Terror? What about the Terror From the Year 5000?

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$300,000 and have The All The Way To Hell Tour. Malt cups on the prairie, changing tires and dealing with the law, Cherokee Jack, The Bay of Pigs, A Sick Man, Frog Legs, and all the coffee you can stomach. You may or may not change locations. Coleman Francis guides the tour. In incomplete sentences.

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