The Internet-Mustache Convergence Theorem

I have developed a theorem that anything you can name exists somewhere on the Internet in mustached form.

Examples:

Hot dog with a mustache:

Paper airplane with a mustache:

Idaho with a mustache (and bonus beard):

Everything! Even a mustache with a mustache:

I’ll be famous one day for something. It may as well be for this theorem! :stuck_out_tongue:

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I have it on good authority that there is no picture on the internet of Cornjob with a mustache.

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You have willed it to be so. Now it is so!
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Well that’s just ridiculous. Nowhere on the internet is there a picture of a wombat with a mus…

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:face_with_spiral_eyes: I blame Duchamp and Daffy Duck in equal measure.

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I find your lack of 'stache disturbing…

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Ohio is made for mustaches.

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I fear this thread is subject to a Beard Tax

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I declare this thread for Poirots everywhere!

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So, taxes with a mustache exists on the Internet. That is an odd one.

Here is a calculator with a mustache to figure those taxes out.

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Do beard taxes cover moustaches? Where does one draw the line?

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At the lower lip?

I’m going to guess the penalties for getting it wrong were pretty severe. A 5-o’clock shadow probably counted. I’d pay if I had a mustache, just in case.

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For me, there will only ever be one winner of the mustache awards.

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