The Internet-Mustache Convergence Theorem

[EBK]

I have developed a theorem that anything you can name exists somewhere on the Internet in mustached form.

Examples:

Hot dog with a mustache:

Paper airplane with a mustache:

Idaho with a mustache (and bonus beard):

Everything! Even a mustache with a mustache:

I’ll be famous one day for something. It may as well be for this theorem!

[FlyingSquid]

I have it on good authority that there is no picture on the internet of Cornjob with a mustache.

[Pak-Man]

You have willed it to be so. Now it is so!

[MichaelRobertson]

Well that’s just ridiculous. Nowhere on the internet is there a picture of a wombat with a mus…

[EBK]

[CLANG_Potroast]

I blame Duchamp and Daffy Duck in equal measure.

[Pantalones]

I find your lack of 'stache disturbing…

[FlyingSquid]

Ohio is made for mustaches.

[RRRob]

[FlyingSquid]

[RRRob]

[RRRob]

[FridgeLargemeat]

I fear this thread is subject to a Beard Tax

[FlyingSquid]

I declare this thread for Poirots everywhere!

[EBK]

So, taxes with a mustache exists on the Internet. That is an odd one.

Here is a calculator with a mustache to figure those taxes out.

[RRRob]

Do beard taxes cover moustaches? Where does one draw the line?

[FlyingSquid]

@RRRob

Where does one draw the line?

At the lower lip?

[EBK]

I’m going to guess the penalties for getting it wrong were pretty severe. A 5-o’clock shadow probably counted. I’d pay if I had a mustache, just in case.

[RRRob]

[FlyingSquid]

For me, there will only ever be one winner of the mustache awards.